lol damn soooo many to choose from.. Ok heres one.. Bought about a half ounce (back when I had money I could afford it
) the day before and was feeling pretty good about it. Woke up the next day, waked and baked, decided to call some of my friends to hang out. Met up with them. Then they had this brilliant Idea that we sneak into this gated community that has their own private lake (rich bastards) becase they found a hole in one of the fences surrounding it. So... We go in and find the most peaceful, fucking beautiful place to blaze at. Smoked for a good 2 hours straight. And you know what they say about all good things. A security boat happens to drive by right where we are sitting by the lake.. He floats by and we think he is gone so we just go about our business as if everything is ok. Then, about 20 mins later the security car pulls up right behind us (fucker just went to get his car) So we run our fucking asses off and end up hiding in one of the rich bastards boats. After about an hour of paranoid hiding, we decide to book it. RIGHT as we are about to sneak back out the hole in the fence the FUCKER pulls out behind a bush he was fucking hididng in. He was staking out the hole in the fence because he fucking knew thats how we got in somehow. He chases us down and catches us and says he is going to call the cops. Since we were fucked anyway we started joking with the guy and he actually ends up liking us
so he says to us. "Alright you guys, I am going to let you go because you are nice kids, just dont let me catch you in here anymore" So we are like super stoked and start leaving but as we are walking away he says "Wait, can you guys give me some weed? I covered your asses so you could at least do me this favor" and we tell him we don't have much left.. So we end up smoking him a couple bowls then leaving.. Pretty chill
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