The "Ask Undefined" Thread

[Undefined]

I have a half JRT/half chihuahua and she never goes anywhere She's very obedient

 

[Lady_Laiho]

If you were a gay guy, what guy would you crush on here?

Will Janne Warman ever speak to me on here again?

Do i sound pathetic asking for Janne on some forum?

Will Janne call me?

Will he tell Alexi to call me?

Will Henkka find the number somehow and call me?

What's your opinion on metalcore bands?

 

[dreams_of_eternal_hate]

^again fanboi trip?

 

[ShadowDancer]

What the hell is causing my rash?

 

[Swabs]

1. If you were a gay guy, what guy would you crush on here?

2. Will Janne Warman ever speak to me on here again?

3. Do i sound pathetic asking for Janne on some forum?

4. Will Janne call me?

5. Will he tell Alexi to call me?

6. Will Henkka find the number somehow and call me?

7. What's your opinion on metalcore bands?

Joe can I answer this one?

1. I'll leave that one for Joe

2. No.

3. Yes, very, in fact you always sound pathetic, you are pathetic.

4. No.

5. No.

6. No.

7. They're all fucking shit.

 

[Undefined]

If you were a gay guy, what guy would you crush on here?

Will Janne Warman ever speak to me on here again?

Do i sound pathetic asking for Janne on some forum?

Will Janne call me?

Will he tell Alexi to call me?

Will Henkka find the number somehow and call me?

What's your opinion on metalcore bands?

1. I'm not gay, therefore I couldn't answer this even for fun, but then again maybe I'd fuck Swabs for being godly at Halo 3

2. It's possible, but I sure as shit hope not.

3. YES

4. Call you what? A stupid stalker bitch? MOST DEFINATELY!

5. I'm sure he will tell Alexi to do numerous things regarding you (restraining order, bodyguard, etc) but calling will not be one of those things.

6. Henkka has better things to do that dial random numbers he finds, I'm sure he gets a lot of those anyways.

7. I like some metalcore bands, a lot. I don't really to them much anymore but my opinion is still high of them, the good ones anyways. Alternatively there are a lot of shitty bands out there.

What the hell is causing my rash?

Your Aids is. Enjoy them.

 

[Corny]

Your Aids is. Enjoy them.

!

Do you think that women in uniforms, who are meant to be authorities, automatically rise in the hotness-ranking? For example female university lectors?

 

[Undefined]

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Do you think that women in uniforms, who are meant to be authorities, automatically rise in the hotness-ranking? For example female university lectors?

Not particularly. Depends I guess. Maid costumes are always nice though

 

[Necrö]

do you still have that retarded beard that looks so fucking ridiculous?

 

[Undefined]

do you still have that retarded beard that looks so fucking ridiculous?

Yes I do

 

[ShadowDancer]

Your Aids is. Enjoy them.

Did I get them online?

 

[Shadowz]

WHy is Lady_Laiho posting her fangirl posts again about Alexi? I thought she was "over" him..

And can you recommend some black metal bands?

 

[Nikki]

If I fall asleep now, will I be able to sleep tonight?

 

[Black Core]

do you have the raptor jesus bible yourself?

 

[Altitudes]

Will you get answer my questionnaire? I'm curious to hear your response

:Smug:

 

[Undefined]

Questionnaire

If a mime commits suicide, does he use a silencer?

Better question is: if you rape a mime, do they scream?

If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?

Pussy.

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Because it's made of melted racehorse hooves and their spirits drive it out of the container.

If our knees were on the backs of our legs, what would chairs look like?

Like this:

There's a fucking patent on this idea too so don't steal it, or else I'll smash in your backwards kneecaps with a crowbar

Who was the first person to see an egg come from a chicken's butt and think, "I'll bet that would be good to eat?

This guy:

If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?

Yes, it was. It also means you're a suitable replacement for Conan O'Brien when he retires.

Did I get them online?

It is possible, next time you jam your pecker in the USB use a rubber

WHy is Lady_Laiho posting her fangirl posts again about Alexi? I thought she was "over" him..

And can you recommend some black metal bands?

Because, she lied. She is crazy, and craziness can't be easily rid of. And no, sorry, I don't really listen to black metal.

If I fall asleep now, will I be able to sleep tonight?

No, you won't Sleeping during the day really fucks up your sleep schedule. Unless you mean a nap. Then if you're tired enough it shouldn't matter.

do you have the raptor jesus bible yourself?

No.

 

[Altitudes]

Great answers!

 

[Undefined]

Damn well better appreciate it, made my post epicly long

 

[Altitudes]

Who would win in a fight, Chris Benoit or Mr. T?

 

[Undefined]

Mr. T because Chris Benoit would smother Mr. T's wife and kid then kill himself before the fight ever started.