The "Ask Undefined" Thread

[Undefined]

So when am I gonna graduate?

Whenever you're done the required assignments and exams over the span of time that the course you chose takes. That is when

 

[Undefined]

Heh.

It was a joke, really. I was gonna post "Can you help me find my dog? ", but I figured that might've been a bit too over-the-top.

You coulda asked I am also reeeeeeeaaallly good at finding dogs I have 3, one of which is a beagle. Beagles are the worst fucking dogs for running away, seriously, they take off EVERY chance they get. And -I- was always the one who found her. I've been the hero in that respect I've found my senile cat a few times too when he wandered off and couldn't find his way home.

Too bad I don't live near you, I hope you find it though! Good luck!

 

[Black Core]

lol, no shit!

next question: should I smoke another joint?

 

[Altitudes]

Questionnaire

If a mime commits suicide, does he use a silencer?

If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

If our knees were on the backs of our legs, what would chairs look like?

Who was the first person to see an egg come from a chicken's butt and think, "I'll bet that would be good to eat?

If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?

 

[Alasdhair]

What the fuck is up with Raptor Jesus? That thing is disturbing.

 

[Black Core]

Questionnaire

If a mime commits suicide, does he use a silencer?

If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

If our knees were on the backs of our legs, what would chairs look like?

Who was the first person to see an egg come from a chicken's butt and think, "I'll bet that would be good to eat?

If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?

 

[Undefined]

lol, no shit!

next question: should I smoke another joint?

I am not against weed, but I realized long ago that people are generally better off without it. I mean its not harmful in a physical sense, but it can fuck your life up. If you can handle your responsibilities and still smoke a little pot here and there, fine, but that is a rare case. Most people can't, I'm not saying it's IMPOSSIBLE, but not worth the risk imo. Even if it works now, doesn't mean you won't find yourself smoking more pot and getting high is a priority over other stuff. In the end it's your prerogative Just heed my advice

Questionnaire

If a mime commits suicide, does he use a silencer?

If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

If our knees were on the backs of our legs, what would chairs look like?

Who was the first person to see an egg come from a chicken's butt and think, "I'll bet that would be good to eat?

If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?

:Smug:

What the fuck is up with Raptor Jesus? That thing is disturbing.

HEY! Watch what you say because:

 

[Altitudes]

Will you get answer my questionnaire? I'm curious to hear your response

 

[Black Core]

Well, I've been doing it for like 2-3 years now about 5-7 a week (from which 3-5 during the weekend) so I guess I'm still good. I know when I'm starting to get addicted, then I'll quit. Besides, my friends will stop me if it crosses the line.

So where can I find the full raptor jesus bible? I can't seem to find it anywhere...

 

[Altitudes]

Well, I've been doing it for like 2-3 years now about 5-7 a week (from which 3-5 during the weekend) so I guess I'm still good. I know when I'm starting to get addicted, then I'll quit. Besides, my friends will stop me if it crosses the line.

Are you gonna hit that joint or pass that shit to me

 

[Black Core]

I don't see you anywhere so I guess I'll hit it

 

[Altitudes]

So where can I find the full raptor jesus bible? I can't seem to find it anywhere...

It is the Book of 4chan.

 

[Black Core]

I know but where can I dl it?

 

[Undefined]

Will you get answer my questionnaire? I'm curious to hear your response

I thought you were just trolling my thread or being a wiseass, maybe later if I'm bored enough I'll oblige you

I know when I'm starting to get addicted, then I'll quit.

That's what they all say

So where can I find the full raptor jesus bible? I can't seem to find it anywhere...

If you were meant to have such a thing, you would know where to lurk... I mean look

I know but where can I dl it?

Dude, no. I think THIS bible is more suited to your newfag tastes

 

[Black Core]

omg! the lolcat site. I love that site!

oh, cmon Joe, pm me the link if you fear banishment

 

[Undefined]

It's not a fear of banishment, I'm just enjoying fucking around with you

 

[Swabs]

Why does Black_Core think he's cool on the internet? :s

 

[Black Core]

Joe, you're a bastard

you still owe me for that anime site

 

[Undefined]

Why does Black_Core think he's cool on the internet? :s

It is just a fact of life everyone who sucks IRL thinks they are cool online

Joe, you're a bastard

you still owe me for that anime site

What are you talking about???

Here's something you could have EASILY googled:

Our Raptor,
Who art in /h/eaven,
shopped be Thy face;
Thy donations come,
Thy posts be done
in /b/ as it is in /h/eaven.
Give us this day our daily Bridget;
and forgive us our trolling
as we forgive those who troll against us,
and lead us not into faggotry,
but deliver us from /fur/ry.
In the name of the Moot, the Raptor, and the Holy Server,
Amen.

 

[Black Core]

well it's been a while though since you asked me something though.


and yeah, I did google alot of the bible but I want the whole thing