The "Ask Undefined" Thread

Dear Joe,
Where is Jesus when he is asleep? Every time I found him before, he was flying on a dinosaur and I couldn't bag him. If you dont know, can I borrow an airplane?
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Reccomend a porn
CP or 'But I poop from there' vid.... naw just kidding, I think you'd love Swap.avi
Favorite song sung by Vortex that you like to sing?
The short and sweet chorus from 'The Invaluable Darkness'...
 
Nope. And that is a good thing.

inb4 smegma
i read that if you have it done you have 60% lesser chance on acquiring HIV, so i would think THAT's a good thing

A few greats that I personally went out and bought...

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and Labyrinth... David Bowie will not be pleased to hear about this :mad:

i have had pain in my back for several months due to infected muscles caused by a combo of stress and wrong posture, the doctor suggested some sports (lolwut) and lots of massages. since i want to lose some weight in ze stomach+hip-area my question is: you know any exorcises i can do without causing damage to my back?

edit: opinion on avenged sevenfold? (+ singer's teeth)
 
Do you sing vortex vocals in the shower?
No, I don't sing in the shower, well sometimes I do if the song is stuck in my head but generally I am not a faggot. Therefore I don't sing in the shower :D

i read that if you have it done you have 60% lesser chance on acquiring HIV, so i would think THAT's a good thing

What kind of fucked up study is that? If you have unprotected sex with someone who is HIV positive, the odds are like 1 in 700 or something that you will get it, regardless of the presence of foreskin :lol: Circumcision, male or female, is an act of body mutilation and serves NO purpose, except to make the penis look more aesthetically pleasing (debatable). It make the penis head really desensitized so sex isn't as pleasurable.

EDIT: Holy shit, you're right... 50%-60% is prevented from female to male... that is fucked... but still :lol: If you're having sex with a whore you don't know then use a condom regardless.


i have had pain in my back for several months due to infected muscles caused by a combo of stress and wrong posture, the doctor suggested some sports (lolwut) and lots of massages. since i want to lose some weight in ze stomach+hip-area my question is: you know any exorcises i can do without causing damage to my back?

Just check out a site about physiotherapy *googleisyourfriend*, they might offer some exercises, I personally won't recommend anything out of conscience because I am not a doctor or a trainer so I won't give you advice that could potentially hurt you. But just to let you know, losing weight on the hips/thighs/stomach is hard to do and don't think that stomache/oblique exercises will reduce the size at all. You can do all the exercises in the world and even have six pack abs but it can still be buried underneath fat. Aerobic routines are your best bet to lose that weight along with some toning exercises.

edit: opinion on avenged sevenfold? (+ singer's teeth)
Don't know shit about his teeth but I don't mind old a7X, Kind of like them... new shit sucks hard though.

BULLSHIT!

Yeah, bullshit.

I aint no Jew.
:lol: I thought it was b.s. too but I looked into it.
 
Don't know shit about his teeth but I don't mind old a7X, Kind of like them... new shit sucks hard though.

When I went to Disney a few years back the only CD I listened to the whole time was Waken the Fallen.

I had high hopes for them....

You know who else disappointed me like that....Beyond the Embrace.
 
Why didn't you change it yourself? I'm pretty sure you can do it if you edit the first post and click the 'advanced' button.
 
What kind of fucked up study is that? If you have unprotected sex with someone who is HIV positive, the odds are like 1 in 700 or something that you will get it, regardless of the presence of foreskin :lol: Circumcision, male or female, is an act of body mutilation and serves NO purpose, except to make the penis look more aesthetically pleasing (debatable). It make the penis head really desensitized so sex isn't as pleasurable.
there's tons of reasons why there men would have it done, really...
i'm pro-circumcision (on males, on females it indeed serves no purpose but cause permanent damage)
+ it doesn't have effect on sex... :lol: that's an urban legend... but yes, it is aesthetically more pleasing :loco:

EDIT: Holy shit, you're right... 50%-60% is prevented from female to male... that is fucked... but still :lol: If you're having sex with a whore you don't know then use a condom regardless.
i've even heard of mass-circumcision by males in Africa in order to prevent HIV-spread at such a high rate as now.



:)
 
Okay, im in school right now, and i just got done doing a power point for the end of the year assignment, now, i did it on a guitar company since its the only thing i really know about, but not alot of other people know about guitars in here so yeah....how best to explain it to newbs when i present??????