The best insult you ever heard thread

I hate people when they call me Toy-Gun :mad: They say " Hey Toygun I saw you last night at the Ammu-Nation.Hahaha."And I just "hurt" them a little bit.:heh: :heh: :heh:
 
my friends refer to me as the "crippled kid", or "crip" or fun stuff like that lol, its amazing when people take offense at something thats directed at me :)