The Brawny Paper Towel Guy No Longer Has A Moustache

[Astral Poetry]

at least they didnt give him a soul patch

 

[4LAO]

Are you kidding me? A soul patch is what the Brawny man is missing!

 

[azal]

the new brawny guy should have his collar popped.

 

[Baliset]

azal, i should bring up that i just saw a sleazy british tabloid show that profiles all the gay relationships of freddie mercury and they devote a whole 10 mins to the time when he decided to grow his moustache!

or as one of freddie's friends called it..."a flavor saver."

 

[xfer]

hahaha

 

[Helm]

..."a flavor saver."

No... wait, oh. arrrgghh

 

[azal]

in jersey we often referred to the soul patch as a 'dick tickler'

 

[Danolich]

The next brawny guy is going to have shaggy hair, thick rimmed glasses and a messenger bag.

 

[xfer]

How much will they pay me for that?

 

[Astral Poetry]

you get a years supply of paper towels and keys to the company cabin

 

[azal]

and lots of warm, plaid boxer shorts.

 

[xfer]

I hate boxer shorts.

 

[4LAO]

Extra small briefs cradle my phallus

 

[BigFakeSmile]

you guys are awesome at posting

 

[ChromeLife]

This thread made me lol for real.

 

[0sm0se]

I don't know if it’s actually possible but I think ChromeLife has established the grammatically correct way to use "lol" in a sentence. I'm flabbergasted.

 

[Helm]

Is that seriously the first time you've seen someone write 'this made me lol'?

 

[azal]

osmose is from new jersey.

 

[0sm0se]

I don't really cruise the intarwubs looking for the degeneration of English language, just the degeneration of judicious debate in name-calling flame wars.

 

[Helm]

you don't say