The Brawny Paper Towel Guy No Longer Has A Moustache

[0sm0se]

Everybody has to have a passion. I'll thank you not to mock mine, or I shall have to say good day to you, sir.

 

[Helm]

I am innatentive to the particulars of your passions to the point where mockery or praise would be equally unlikely. We just talked on the internet.

 

[0sm0se]

It's inattentive. Points for alliteration.

 

[Helm]

...or when my spelling error keeps your cock hard.

 

[0sm0se]

I can't help if I suffer from priapism caused solely by errors in spelling. Can you imagine how I make my way through old English texts? I mean, honestly, I normally must get my zipper replaced after finishing a chapter of Beowulf.

 

[Ralph_Tweed]

I have this awesome reading of Beowulf around that goes well on mixtapes.

 

[Ralph_Tweed]

I have this awesome reading of Beowulf around that goes well on mixtapes.

 

[Ralph_Tweed]

My Internet connection just did something awesome.

 

[Ralph_Tweed]

I think I'll leave this as is because like... wow.

 

[TalesOfTerror]

"the romans wore togas! "
"now he's Armenian. it's a subtle rebuke to the Turkish "Bounty" brand."