The Chess Thread

[Magrathean]

Villain, Utkan: I've done it before with as much as three simultaneous games. My guess is either 1) i've lost skill from lack of practice or 2) Rincewind is too much of a distraction (this is meant as a joke, so my bet is #1 is what's going on). But thanks for the advice; from now on i'll play at most two games at a time (at least until i regain practice).

V - UC
01. d2-d4 d7-d5
02. c2-c4 g8-f6
03. b1-d2 c8-f5
04. f2-f3 e7-e6
05. g2-g4 f5-g6
06. f1-g2 f8-b4
07. d1-b3 d8-e7
08. a2-a3 d5xc4
09. b3xc4 b4-d6
10. g1-h3 b8-c6

utkan: I surrender. *shakes your hand*

 

[incendo]

utkan: I surrender. *shakes your hand*

thanks for the game. let me know when you are ready for the return game, ok?

 

[Magrathean]

Ok.

 

[Villain]

V - UC
01. d2-d4 d7-d5
02. c2-c4 g8-f6
03. b1-d2 c8-f5
04. f2-f3 e7-e6
05. g2-g4 f5-g6
06. f1-g2 f8-b4
07. d1-b3 d8-e7
08. a2-a3 d5xc4
09. b3xc4 b4-d6
10. g1-h3 b8-c6
11. o-o

 

[Magrathean]

V - UC
01. d2-d4 d7-d5
02. c2-c4 g8-f6
03. b1-d2 c8-f5
04. f2-f3 e7-e6
05. g2-g4 f5-g6
06. f1-g2 f8-b4
07. d1-b3 d8-e7
08. a2-a3 d5xc4
09. b3xc4 b4-d6
10. g1-h3 b8-c6
11. o-o o-o-o

 

[Villain]

V - UC
01. d2-d4 d7-d5
02. c2-c4 g8-f6
03. b1-d2 c8-f5
04. f2-f3 e7-e6
05. g2-g4 f5-g6
06. f1-g2 f8-b4
07. d1-b3 d8-e7
08. a2-a3 d5xc4
09. b3xc4 b4-d6
10. g1-h3 b8-c6
11. o-o o-o-o
12. d2-b3

 

[Magrathean]

V - UC
01. d2-d4 d7-d5
02. c2-c4 g8-f6
03. b1-d2 c8-f5
04. f2-f3 e7-e6
05. g2-g4 f5-g6
06. f1-g2 f8-b4
07. d1-b3 d8-e7
08. a2-a3 d5xc4
09. b3xc4 b4-d6
10. g1-h3 b8-c6
11. o-o o-o-o
12. d2-b3 e6-e5

 

[Zack]

Zack - UC
07. e4-e5 f6-f4
08. d2-c4

I meant e4xe5 on the first move of 7

 

[Magrathean]

Zack, e4xe5 doesn't exist at this point in the game. Are you on drugs or something?

 

[Zack]

AHHH FUCK I AM FUCKING UP SO MUCH MY BOARD DOESN'T LOOK ANYTHING LIKE THIS RIGHT NOW ACCORDING TO ME YOU ARE IN CHECKMATEFUUUUUCKLK

 

[Magrathean]

Tell me if i got something wrong:

Zack - UC
01. e2-e4 e7-e6
02. g1-f3 f8-c5
03. d2-d4 c5-b6
04. c2-c3 d8-f6
05. b1-d2 d7-d5
06. f1-d3 g8-e7
07. e4-e5 f6-f4

The board:

 

[Zack]

I meant e4xd5 and then everything from there is good

My next move was d2-c4 (but I probably should've done d2-b3)

 

[Magrathean]

If you do e4xd5 then i change my seventh move. Hold on.

 

[Zack]

K

Sorry I thought I was still on aim...

 

[Magrathean]

Zack - UC
01. e2-e4 e7-e6
02. g1-f3 f8-c5
03. d2-d4 c5-b6
04. c2-c3 d8-f6
05. b1-d2 d7-d5
06. f1-d3 g8-e7
07. e4xd5 e7xd5

 

[Zack]

Zack - UC
01. e2-e4 e7-e6
02. g1-f3 f8-c5
03. d2-d4 c5-b6
04. c2-c3 d8-f6
05. b1-d2 d7-d5
06. f1-d3 g8-e7
07. e4xd5 e7xd5
08. o-o


(that's castle king's side right?)

 

[Magrathean]

Zack - UC
01. e2-e4 e7-e6
02. g1-f3 f8-c5
03. d2-d4 c5-b6
04. c2-c3 d8-f6
05. b1-d2 d7-d5
06. f1-d3 g8-e7
07. e4xd5 e7xd5
08. o-o d5-f4

Yes.

 

[Villain]

V - UC
01. d2-d4 d7-d5
02. c2-c4 g8-f6
03. b1-d2 c8-f5
04. f2-f3 e7-e6
05. g2-g4 f5-g6
06. f1-g2 f8-b4
07. d1-b3 d8-e7
08. a2-a3 d5xc4
09. b3xc4 b4-d6
10. g1-h3 b8-c6
11. o-o o-o-o
12. d2-b3 e6-e5
13. e2-e3

 

[Magrathean]

V - UC
01. d2-d4 d7-d5
02. c2-c4 g8-f6
03. b1-d2 c8-f5
04. f2-f3 e7-e6
05. g2-g4 f5-g6
06. f1-g2 f8-b4
07. d1-b3 d8-e7
08. a2-a3 d5xc4
09. b3xc4 b4-d6
10. g1-h3 b8-c6
11. o-o o-o-o
12. d2-b3 e6-e5
13. e2-e3 e5xd4

 

[Villain]

V - UC
01. d2-d4 d7-d5
02. c2-c4 g8-f6
03. b1-d2 c8-f5
04. f2-f3 e7-e6
05. g2-g4 f5-g6
06. f1-g2 f8-b4
07. d1-b3 d8-e7
08. a2-a3 d5xc4
09. b3xc4 b4-d6
10. g1-h3 b8-c6
11. o-o o-o-o
12. d2-b3 e6-e5
13. e2-e3 e5xd4
14. b3xd4