The Cool Thread

waif

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The nerdy thread is back. So now describe the cool things you do. Act like you're making a resume; take everything and put the most positive possible spin on it.
 
The coolest thing I do is basically listen to cool music... Metal of course. I'm actually quite uncool TO DA MAX.
 
I listen to metal, and play guitar. I'm in a band (sorta). I don't think it gets much cooler than that. And this is by my cool, which you can only identify as cool. Like I think dragons are fucking awesome. But to a lot of others, they aren't.
 
I live on an island.
I write reviews for The Metal Observer.


Everything else I can think of as cool many others would say is nerdy. I guess we need clarification on what "Cool" means in this thread. It's all about perspective.
 
Cool as in that hot girl in Spanish would think it was cool.

I have cool long hair (idk if that's still cool). I play lead guitar and sing in a band (admittedly I'm the only member but still it counts). I work out (as of a couple days ago, and not much). I do well in school but not nerdily well. I am funny. I have a beard (that is cool, right?). I take Chinese, reject the Democratic party, avoid organized religion, and have gay friends (girls love gay guys and hopefully by association friends of gay guys).
 
I am indifferent to most things. I'm (the king of pain) insane. I do drugs and have sex with prostitutes. I have the highest disregrad for any law or norm.
 
But it's funnier and more ironic this way.

Krig, yeah I know. They made some weird ass changes, though. I think I'll continue with 3.