THE DARK KNIGHT pictures!! WOOO BATMAN

[Kiss The Void]

twas a couple years ago before i moved.

i'm sure many other crazy happenings have occured since then that have taken said memories place.

 

[Captain Beard]

Oh you know, attempted suicide, pregnancy, boob job, such things.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

batman is the biggest overrated flop of crap ever.

No on both counts.

 

[Kiss The Void]

No on both counts.

batmans only power is that he's rich.

aquaman could kick batmans ass. but nooooooooo everyone LOOOOOVES batman so there would be some bullshit where he uses his richy rich toys to connect to a high beam and then swing and crack aquamans super atlantean skull but somehow not break the shit out of his own legs.

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

Batman doesn't need faggy superpowers. He's just a dude. A badass dude.

 

[Anvil]

Batman kicked Superman's ass.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

batmans only power is that he's rich.

aquaman could kick batmans ass. but nooooooooo everyone LOOOOOVES batman so there would be some bullshit where he uses his richy rich toys to connect to a high beam and then swing and crack aquamans super atlantean skull but somehow not break the shit out of his own legs.

lol. is that how you gauge who is a greater hero? by their strength?

Mature stuff.

 

[Captain Beard]

He's Thor, he needs no strength gauge.

 

[Kiss The Void]

lol. is that how you gauge who is a greater hero? by their strength?

Mature stuff.

yes, lets all stop and be fucking MATURE while we talk about comic books.

jesus christ dude, i don't like batman, get over it. there was really no call for snooty ass shit about "oh yeah, that was mature" when i was making a joke.

and about the whole batman beating superman. pureeeee bullshit. a rich guy could never beat a guy who shoots lasers out of his god damn eyes and can move at the speed of light

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

It's an annoying argument I get from real cynic cocksuckers;

Me: I looooooooove Batman.
Immature dink out of NOWHERE: HOW CAN BATMAN BEAT SUPERMAN OR GOKU IT'S IMPOSSIBLE.

Believe it or not, I was reflecting back on several other dozens of people when I used "dink".

Batman's ORIGIN had him spend maybe twenty years developing and excelling in a wide array of skills, gave him a COOL grim motif, with a badass remorseless vengeance. In 1940 they made him, in a very nietzschean way, superman. And about beating Superman, his strength is contingent on the sun and he's weak against magic and kryponite. He ain't so bad. As for Aquaman, he can't stay on land very long. His strength is constantly fleeting from the moment he leaves the ocean.

The thing is, villains constantly trump heroes (if only for a bit) and Batman has no qualms operating similarly, but without hubris. That's why crazy Batman fans always clamor about "prep time"; well, that and DKR.

 

[Anvil]

and about the whole batman beating superman. pureeeee bullshit. a rich guy could never beat a guy who shoots lasers out of his god damn eyes and can move at the speed of light

It's fiction. Get over it.

 

[Chromatose]

It's fiction. Get over it.

Yum. Delicious irony.

 

[Chromatose]

Yum. Delicious

 

[Captain Beard]

Now that is awesome.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

WHAT DOES HE THINK?

Incomplete scenes are maddening!

 

[Kiss The Void]

It's fiction. Get over it.

oh no, see, the thing is, i have no direct problem with batman. my problem with batman is the same as my problem with the beatles and johnny depp. what is that you ask? the incessant, unending FURIOUS masturbation of their fans. the noise created by this masturbation alone is putting a fucking hole in the o-zone.

 

[Chromatose]

unending FURIOUS masturbation

Comic book nerds can't help that they can only get their lovin' accomplished manually.

 

[Captain Beard]

You'll make penguin cry!

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

oh no, see, the thing is, i have no direct problem with batman. my problem with batman is the same as my problem with the beatles and johnny depp. what is that you ask? the incessant, unending FURIOUS masturbation of their fans. the noise created by this masturbation alone is putting a fucking hole in the o-zone.

you're such a dipshit. so when a thread is made regarding some neat pictures from the new batfilm (which has fans on this board), you decide to just bash the character needlessly? why not just post:

"I want people to know more about me. Namely, that I strongly dislike crazy, idiot, elitist Batman fans."

i'm actually in full agreement though, I hate elitists.


and comic book nerds? that's more elitist bullshit. I have a healthy interest in a medium, as many others do. but feel free to label me as such, just expect to be little more than a greasy metal head.

 

[Chromatose]

Way to go sucking the humor out of merely an aside into lonely nerd masturbatory statistics.