The Desert Island Thread

[Dark_Jester]

Gee, Blade, I JUST FUCKING SAID THAT
Looks like I'm not the only person in 'need'

 

[Ormir]

Originally posted by RealHazard
I would take Ormir..

Because

a) His "humour" seems to be little bit like mine.

b) He could take his Potion of Life aka. Liquid of fire collection with him to the island.

c) Man is 17. so he must have massive.. ..entertainment.. magazine collection. So we could relax when we want.. but seperatly, offcourse. Into different corners of Island to have some luxury..but wiping onto mags not allowed!

d) If we need food, we can just scream:
We´re part of Legions of perkele, please grant us some pizzas!
Backwards, if you please.

e) If get too bored we can have (with his Potion of Life) natural death of Finn.

I'm so honoured

About the mags... I'm glad you understand the basic rules... on completely different sides of the island of course... we wouldn't want things getting out of hand...

The liquid of fire... considering everything is limited, I predict two Finns would survive for about 2 hours without getting bored in a habitat like this. So I predict our life will last 3 hours on this island

 

[Miolo]

@|ngenius: well, ok. so i will share my bedtime between you and Niklas.
@Villain: oh yes, you are.

Miolo (becoming a sexual pervert)

 

[Wanderingblade]

Originally posted by Dark_Jester
Gee, Blade, I JUST FUCKING SAID THAT
Looks like I'm not the only person in 'need'

The truth bears repetition. Retard boy.

And yes, I am in need, I'm in need of more food... where is it? A girl wouldn't go amiss either...

 

[Dark_Jester]

Girls aren't worth the trouble (after the past three days I've had mutter mutter)...
Tha toooth? You want to know tha toooooth? (Insert cheap twin peaks reference here)

 

[Siren]

:hotjump: :hotjump: :hotjump: i was chosen!
even tho the "why" is still a bit vague in my mind..


Siren (6th grade )

 

[Ormir]

I caved in to Salamurhaaja... because he is perfect for all types of situations!

a) For conversation?
Without doubt, I have never had a more deep relationship with another man.
b) For sex?
Salamurhaaja is a ruskean reiän ritari who would never think of "doing that to my girlfriend". Respect.
c) For entertainment?
Salmis can make a website full of weird people at times of need.
d) For survial skills?
He has survived (this far) in a small village without killing anyone, and is the master of character assasination, an undoubtedly useful ability on a deserted island.
e) For whatever reason you want!
Salamurhaaja. Finner is better!

I'll post a list with other people in the future

 

[Salamurhaaja]

Originally posted by Ormir

b) For sex?
Salamurhaaja is a ruskean reiän ritari who would never think of "doing that to my girlfriend". Respect.

Ah, ok, so that is what you were after...
Hmm, next time I might even think before posting (yeah, sure, that'll be the day).

I might give post some kind of reply later, when I have slept a few hours, I think I really should go get some shuteye now.

 

[rahvin]

Originally posted by Villain
Oh, and Rahvin, how do you think you could survive with Misanthrope on a deserted island? Try to sneak on him, hit him with your axe and roast him on camp-fire? Otherwise you'd be dead sooner than you can say "bu".

i picked him because of his surviving skills, not my chances of survival.

rahvin.

 

[Dark_Jester]

Now now, I'm sure that Misanthrope is a sweet, fluffy kitten deep down
Although, maybe six feet down...

 

[rahvin]

Originally posted by Dark_Jester
Now now, I'm sure that Misanthrope is a sweet, fluffy kitten deep down
Although, maybe six feet down...

no, he holds a sweet fluffy kitten (by the hind legs) deep down (in icy water).

rahvin.

 

[Dark_Jester]

Gotta have a hobby though mate

 

[Wolfman Von Jones]

This thread scares me .

Nick

 

[Dark_Jester]

Even Thursday scares you, ya big pansy

 

[Misanthrope]

I have to think about it but it would probably be someone who is also a musician. That way we either create something amazing or kill each other and end things quickly.

 

[Thanatos]

Originally posted by rahvin
..sex --> |ngenius

Originally posted by |ngenius
Sex: Rahvin (Oh, I always suspected about your sexual inclinations!)

*curses his imagination*

 

[FatherVic]

my choice is damn too obvious...

 

[Naku ist krig]

We shall not forget this thread (because no-one has chosen me)

NP: Satyricon - Dark Medieval Times

 

[Onde Erik]

Originally posted by FatherVic
my choice is damn too obvious...

I'm not sure Coke counts as "someone" though.

 

[The Grand Wazoo]

a) For conversation?
My Alter Ego. Just love some bewildered soliloquys. Otherwise.. Dunno, Rahvin and DarkJester seem to be pretty good at rambling.

b) For sex?
Blade! Cos he is sooo cute! Otherwise.. *mummles* Niklas or so..

c) For entertainment?
Yay! Ormir! You are so sick and crazy! That's a compliment btw..

d) For survival skills?
Uhm. Survival. Well, it's a deserted island, right? ...So, wouldn't be so hard to survive.. Well. I guess.. Sunjammer. He's older (And so, hopefully stronger and smarter )

e) To go crazy and do utterly stupid and crazy things: Ormir..!!