The Divine Wings Of Tragedy

[Tubbs]

Oh well, perhaps it's a talent I have?

394...

 

[Matt]

395

 

[Tubbs]

Haha, I hope my aunt gets hit by a car or something. I'm not even joking. She said she's never driving me to band practice anymore, and she's too ignorant to realize that that is my life, so she's nothing but a waste of space to me tbph. What am I going to do? I have no car, no license, and that waste of space won't take me there anymore.

-396

 

[Matt]

397.

Can you not get your license?

 

[Horus]

I can get mine, but I need more Driving skill points. *rolls a d20* 398... not enough.

 

[Matt]

driving skill points?

 

[Horus]

Yes, I just need 399 more.

 

[Anonymous]

I bet it'd be easier if you rolled d400's instead.

 

[Horus]

indeed. but I still couldn't get a 401.

 

[Tubbs]

Can you not get your license?

Not until I get a job, and I can't get a job until I cut my hair... and that's exactly why I'm not trying to get a job.

-402

 

[Anonymous]

Just get a ponytail an apply for 403 jobs.

 

[wchuck]

+ 404

 

[Matt]

405. Tubbs, I would get a job at Guitar Center or something. They wouldnt make you cut your hair.

 

[Tubbs]

^ I think I'm supposed to be 18 or over... so I need to wait a year.

In the meantime, I'll just make 406 random songs.

 

[Anonymous]

Quick question, how do you record your music Tubbs?

Yeah, 407..

 

[Tubbs]

Well, I take my guitar, take a 1/4 to 1/8 adapter, plug it into the line-in input of my sound card, use Audacity to record, and then export it as an mp3. That's all there is to it. As for drums, I use a program called pc drummer. It's quite archaic tbqh, and if I had a real drumset, I would totally pwn the fake drums. They do sound crappy compared to myself.

408 tips for you.

EDIT: For the vocals, I simply use the microphone input instead of line-in and record it the same way as my guitar.

 

[Anonymous]

Cool, cause I have a few ideas I wanna record but I don't know how. My mic is shitty so I can't just put it up to my amp.

NP: 409 - The Beach Boys

 

[Tubbs]

Well, if I had the opportunity, I would buy a Shure SM58 because apparently that's what my brother records with. He has two of them, puts one right in front of his 4X12 with some sort of Vetta Preamp, and puts another one on top of it. Then he used a third cord for direct line-in recording, so there's 3 sources that he records from, and that's how he gets a far better sound than me.

His Vetta alone costed far more than 410$, so there's no way I can afford one.

 

[wchuck]

cant he borrow you one?

410

 

[Matt]

Apparently not.

411.