431 is a number that doesn't exist, because...
Let's take the number 431, and analyze it for a second. 400, is the number of years the Egyptian Man held the Jewish Brotha down in Egyptland. Add that by 27, which is 9, the number of times Strongbad kicks Homestar Runner in da face in The Cheat's crazy cartoon, times 3, which is the amount of members of Once Beyond Purgatory that ACTUALLY DO WORK!!! and you have 427. Now, if you add that with 5, whose Roman Numeral is the name of Symphony X's best album, as well as teh number of band members in it, and you have 432. If you subtract from 432, the number 1, which is how many points I have, then you'll have the number 431.