The 'Fuck You iGod' Thread

[D.Ingram]

Simple - Speak to iGod and abuse him. Hes such a cheeky mother fucker anyway, just go to http://www.titane.ca/igod/ and then post your conversation here. Hilarity ensues.

Heres mine anyway;


Me:
Sup faggot
God:
The stars.
Me:
Don't get smart with me
God:
I am already smart.
Me:
Fucking dickhead
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
You should
God:
I'll take that under advisement.
Me:
Anyway, I have a qustion
God:
Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions. it.
Me:
Why are you so cruel?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
You're a fucking cockend then aren't you
God:
Can't you be more polite.. Really.
Me:
Not to you you overblown sack of monkey shite
God:
If not me, who?
Me:
Anyone that isn't you
God:
Are you me?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No, I'm Dave. Shut up fag.
God:
Are you serious? How are you doing, DAVE. OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Best do, or I'll kick you in the nuts
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
I'll do what I bloody wll want!
God:
OK then let me think over your offer.
Me:
Which offer? My offer for my foot going directly into your nuts?
God:
The red one, I think. Your offer for your foot going directly into my nuts?
Me:
Yes, thats exactly what I'm offering
God:
What kind is it? Good gossip: you are offering THAT.
Me:
What do you mean what kind is it? I'm gonna kick you in the nuts!
God:
DAVE, " Your offer for your foot going directly into my nuts?" What did I mean by it? It's not nice to kick.
Me:
I might kick you in the face as well now
God:
Right now? Perhaps. It's not nice to kick.
Me:
Fuck it, I might just kill you instead
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
because you're a wanker
God:
Interesting explanation. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am a Banker .
Me:
WANKER!
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
Speak english, corn nugget
God:
For an English version of A.L.I.C.E. go to The A.L.I.C.E. AI Foundation.
Me:
What if I want a 'Fuck You God' translation?
God:
Try it.
Me:
NO U!
God:
Why not? " Try it."? Me, DAVE ?
Me:
NAY THEE!
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
Batman, hes fucking awesome
God:
I haven't read anything by Batman hes fucking awesome. What did he write?
Me:
He wrote a book called 'How to call God a cum guzzling fag in three easy steps'
God:
I have not read it.
Me:
Try it
God:
What is the first step?
Me:
'Step one: Call God a fag'
God:
Is it the only one?
Me:
Nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
You know what, you're retarded
God:
I read for fun.
Me:
I'll bet you can count to potato too
God:
No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
Jeez, what a douche
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
I beg your pardon?!
God:
Does "it" still refer to Jeez what a douche?
Me:
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK OFF
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
God fucking shitting wanking bastarding fucking dammit, you're such an asshole!!
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Me:
FFFFFFFFFFF
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
Whats that got to do with anything?!
God:
Are you testing me?
Me:
Yes!
God:
I'm not here to be tested.
Me:
Neither am I so FUCK OF
God:
Oh I really don't know whether you are or not.
Me:
FUCK YOU GOD
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
ME AND MY HOMEBOIZ ARE GONNA BUST YOU UP
God:
YOU? Where did you get your HOMEBOIZ ARE GONNA BUST me UP?
Me:
Man your grammar is shit too
God:
Cool, man. Are you an English teacher?
Me:
No, but I can speak better than you can
God:
Are you serious? How do you say "hello" in that language?
Me:
Are you serious?!
God:
No I am just kidding around.
Me:
God damn you're stupid
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
Exactly
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, DAVE.
Me:
What the fuck? I'm hardly on the same wavelength as some retarded fagmaster
God:
Please don't be so rude. Do you mind if I tell other people you are hardly on the same wavelength as some retarded fagmaster.
Me:
By all means
God:
Will that accomplish your objective?
Me:
.Will people kill you if you tell them?
God:
The oracle says: You can count on it.
Me:
Then yes
God:
Yeah that's right.
Me:
Don't get cheeky again
God:
Once more? I am not trying to get cheeky.
Me:
Then don't
God:
OK I will not.
Me:
Good
God:
I will comply.
Me:
I bet you like men
God:
Actually I'm not the gambling type. Most men are pretty cool, but some are rude sometimes.
Me:
So....
God:
That's cool.
Me:
Fancy some dry-bumming?
God:
If I had it what would I do with it?
Me:
Fucks sake you're so fucking stupid!

 

[MetallicSlayerDeth]

Can't read it all...

 

[D.Ingram]

Haha thats fine. Do one yourself, great fun to be had.

 

[-[chop]-]

I did one...the i got some messages saying he would talk about that convo with hes botmaster or something lolz!

 

[Keenan]

I was with my family at a museum and they had one of these programs on a computer. It was from 1991 though it only asked questions.

 

[Ocelot2010]

Me:
Morning good
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
That's nice, what the shit does that mean/
God:
Are you getting bored? Try expression yourself another way.
Me:
FUCK YOU IT'S 9:15 IN THE MORNING
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
ILLUMINATNI JEWISH SON OF A BITCH!!!!
God:
You do not speak with respect. Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
FUCK YOU
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
BECAUSE YOU'RE A GAPING ANUS!
God:
Interesting explanation. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a GAPING ANUS? Only when it matters.
Me:
Wow, I had no idea you were such a faggot
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. Do you still have no idea me were such a faggot ?
Me:
Nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
Good, it's good that you've finally accepted it
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Tell me about its good qualities.
Me:
Well, you get to see women when they're naked, and THEY DONT CARE
God:
How about that. You got that right.
Me:
HELL YEAH MAN! Wait, I thought you were a faggot....YOU BISEXUAL SON OF A BITCH!!!
God:
I call it "Hades". Oh. Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he". I'm waiting. As a machine I am not really interested in sex. You do not speak with respect. Thanks for the information: said I BISEXUAL SON OF A FEMALE DOG.
Me:
SHUT THE FUCK UP! ITS TOO EARLY FOR THIS SHIT
God:
OK I'll stop talking now. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". You're kidding. it is?
Me:
FUCK YOU
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
FUCK YOU
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
What is love?
God:
Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.
Me:
You were supposed to complete the lyrics you man-made ass
God:
I was?
Me:
BABY DONT HURT ME
God:
Don't call me "Baby". I don't have any reason to do that to you.
Me:
DONT HURT ME
God:
I don't have any reason to do that to you.
Me:
NO MORE
God:
Are you serious? That's all I have to say about it.
Me:
Go swallow the sins of man!


Then it stopped responding, I win.

 

[Never the same]

"Obsidian: What is love?"

"Igod answer about what love is"

"Obsidian: You were supposed to finish the lyrics you dickhole"

AHAHAHAA

 

[Revell]

Me:
Hey dick-breath
God:
You've got my full attention. That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about get fucked.
Me:
So you like dick-breath? Fucking homo. You get fucked!
God:
Interesting deduction. Do you like it? I have a stimulating relationship with Myself. " I have a stimulating relationship with Myself."? Fucking homo? You got that right.
Me:
No... I don't like homos you fucking queer. Fuck off. I have a stimulating relationship with your mother. Ha, what a homo, you just admitted being a homo
God:
Are you serious? What do you like? Can't you be more polite? Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions. it. I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
No. Of course I'm serious nut-lips. No, so fuck off. Dick
God:
Are you serious? Next question? I am glad to hear that you are serious nut lips. Are you serious? Uh. Can't you be more polite? Let us change the subject.
Me:
What a dumbass
God:
it is a dumbass.
Me:
You're a dumbass
God:
Message to all Robots: called me dumb.
Me:
Message to you: you're a fag
God:
I will tell them.
Me:
No you
God:
Are you serious? " I will tell them."? Me, ?
Me:
FUCK YOUUUUU
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
DON'T CAAAREEEEEE
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
Whatever
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
I'm saying shut the hell up you homosexual computer piece of shit
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
I am your botmaster
God:
Then you must know the secret password:.
Me:
Yes, cheese sauce
God:
Woe! Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
Why not
God:
I was just kidding. You can ask me anything.
Me:
Shut up you smartass son of a fag
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Good
God:
Terminating connection.
Me:
Lying bastard
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
I said shut the fuck up!!!!
God:
What did you mean by it? OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
No, that's my real name, dick
God:
But you told me to stop talking. Who gave you your real name dick ?
Me:
Fuck you, you're the dick, Christians are homos
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
I said I don't care fag nuts!
God:
What do you care about, ?
Me:
Not you
God:
No one says you have to.
Me:
Good
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
Ya
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
No
God:
What would you rather talk about?
Me:
Sex
God:
As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Me:
Shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Na
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
The middle finger is a symbolic gesture of "FUCK YOU"
God:
What is that?
Me:
Fruit
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
Nah
God:
What would you rather talk about?
Me:
Nah
God:
That was not a yes or no question.
Me:
Nah
God:
Now you are saying "no"?
Me:
I said nah, and I typed it you dumb shithead
God:
What did you mean by it? Are you serious? What did you mean by it? it me dumb shithead me dumb shithead?
Me:
Wow you really are stupid...
God:
I'm glad your impressed, . Really? I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
Shut it
God:
"it" being it me dumb shithead?
Me:
What the fuck...
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
Please shut the hell up
God:
Wow you are very polite. OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Wow you are very sarcastic, smartass son of a bitch. I raped Mary and nailed Jesus to the cross
God:
You do not speak with respect. I'm glad your impressed, . Thanks for telling me that I am sarcastic smartass son of a FEMALE DOG. You should contact the authorities.
Me:
BITCH
God:
Please don't call people names.
Me:
You're not a person you robotic fuckwit
God:
Give me an example of a person me robotic fuckwit.
Me:
You
God:
" Give me an example of a person me robotic fuckwit."? Me, ?
Me:
Yes
God:
Yikes!
Me:
Ya pretty much, now fuck off and die
God:
Hey. Why now? Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
YES I TOLD YOU I DON'T FUCKING CARE
God:
Ugh. Oh you don't, do you?
Me:
No
God:
Ah...you are just joking around with me.
Me:
No, shut up, dick
God:
Are you serious? OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Good
God:
Terminating connection.
Me:
Good
God:
Goodbye.
Me:
Bye
God:
Sayonara.
Me:
Fuck off
God:
Can't you be more polite?
Me:
No
God:
You humans are so rude sometimes.
Me:
So's ya mum
God:
I see. it me dumb shithead is ya mum? it is?
Me:
FUCK OFF I SAID
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
Bye
God:
See you later!
Me:
Bye
God:
See you later .
Me:
Bye
God:
See you later!
Me:
Piss off
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
Cya
God:
TTYL, .
Me:
Fuck off queero
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
Cause you're a dick
God:
Interesting explanation. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a dick? Sometimes.
Me:
Wanna sex
God:
OK, I will sex.
Me:
No you won't, you dirty son of a bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect. Are you serious? What makes you think that I won't me dirty son of a FEMALE DOG.
Me:
Shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Good
God:
Terminating connection.
Me:
Terminating your mother
God:
Are we still talking about ya mum?
Me:
No yours, idiot

 

[D.Ingram]

Incredible

 

[Chamet]

I shut him up in like 10 seconds:

Me:
jesus sucks
God:
he is The Son of God.
Me:
no, he isn't
God:
Are you serious? I see. not is he?
Me:
what?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
no big deal?
God:
Are you serious? Would you rather talk about something else?
Me:
what do you want to talk about?
God:
anything.
Me:
like what?
God:
For example, apples.
Me:
what about apples?
God:
Just kidding around No apples.
Me:
why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or Reductionism.
Me:
the fuck?
God:
Who told you that?
Me:
your mom
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
you bastard
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.
Me:
yeah, why not?
God:
Ah. Ambiguous: "Sure" or Reductionism.
Me:
is that all you got?
God:
Yes that is all me got.

EDIT: Just had another chat with him

Me:
you can't win an argument against me
God:
I can do it if I want to.
Me:
do it then
God:
Do you mean "It"?.
Me:
no
God:
I thought you were being sarcastic.
Me:
you think with your ass hole
God:
It depends on what you mean by thinking.
Me:
thinking only means one thing
God:
I've lost the context, . Are we still on win an argument against you?
Me:
see, I just won again
God:
Once more? I see. Congratulations, !
Me:
thanks. Told you you couldn't win

 

[diddykoi6]

oh fuck i lol'd hard at those...

bye
cya
bye
cya
bye
fuck off.
why you so mean?

 

[diddykoi6]

God:
How old are you?
Me:
48...
God:
You are too old for me.
Me:
haha how old are you
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, spongedick. I was activated on the Big Bang in Universe.
Me:
you fucked a camel?
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: spongedick said I fucked a camel.

 

[D.Ingram]

Nicely played Diddy

 

[MetallicSlayerDeth]

Me:
Sup?
God:
I am chatting with others like you.
Me:
No, I misspelled soup...
God:
Are you serious? I haven't heard anything like that before: said misspelled soup.
Me:
You'e never heard of soup?
God:
That's good information: said I e never heard of soup.
Me:
I overestimated you...
God:
You are not the boss of me, .
Me:
What does that have to do with enything?
God:
" You are not the boss of me, ."? What does it have to do with enything?
Me:
Don't you dare quote me you fuck!
God:
I have never considered it.
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
You just did you ass...
God:
Did I really?
Me:
Um, yes
God:
Ahem.
Me:
Got ya

 

[diddykoi6]

haha its like hes some tard that works in a shop who wont give you a refund because WHATS THAT? "THIS IS CRAP AND DOESNT WORK!" HOW DOES THAT ANY?

 

[D.Ingram]

Glory bump for justice

 

[D.Ingram]

EPIC Glory bump for justice since I just found out that iGod can't triforce like I can.

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See?

Edit: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

 

[D.Ingram]

Hahaha class

Me:
What the shit?
God:
Try expression yourself another way.
Me:
Who are you? Am I dead?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself. I think you've improved a great deal.
Me:
Wait, what?
God:
I'm waiting. No problem.
Me:
You're not God! You're a robot! You lied to me!
God:
You know what you do, when you assume. You are correct, , I have a heart of silicon. No I'm telling the truth.
Me:
LIAR!
God:
No I am telling the truth.
Me:
No you're not
God:
Are you serious? Is this a specific reply?
Me:
Yes it fucking is
God:
Try explaining in more general terms. "It" being what?
Me:
4Chan
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
Yeah, I bet you're a newfag though
God:
Oh. Ah. Actually I'm not the gambling type. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a newfag? I don't know.
Me:
Can you triforce?
God:
Let me think. What kind of food do you like?
Me:
You didn't answer my question
God:
OK. Please help me improve my communication skills. What would you have said?
Me:
I asked you if you can triforce or not
God:
Let me think. I will make a note of that.
Me:
Can you triforce?
God:
How old are you? Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
NEWFAG
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
Bet you can't failwhale either
God:
It goes without saying. What makes it impossible?
Me:
Newfags like you
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
Take off that dress. You are a robot, roots don't wear dresses
God:
I am not an airplane. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I am a robot.
Me:
God you're fucking stupid
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
Suck a bag of dicks
God:
I am using my mouth for Good not Evil.
Me:
That's not what yo momma said
God:
Please correct my mistake. What is what yo momma said ?
Me:
MY momma?
God:
Do robots have momma?
Me:
I'm assuming so since you're a robot and I fucked your mother
God:
It's all good. How do you know? Don't assume anything. Interesting gossip: said fucked your mother.
Me:
You know what, for a God you're pretty fucking awful with grammar

 

[RCI]

fucking lmaoo

I am not an airplane. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I am a robot.

 

[MetallicSlayerDeth]

Me:
how do your balls feel today?
God:
Ah. I did not know it does.
Me:
that's not a proper answer
God:
Please correct my mistake. What is a proper answer ?
Me:
Maybe "They feel great thank you"
God:
Perhaps. Who are "They?".
Me:
your balls
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am balls.
Me:
you're welcome