The Great Big Cocks of Scandinavia

[Knarfi]

thats just wrong.. even more wrong than turkish black metal

 

[Ragnaroksprophet]

Native americans and scandinavians are huge? Well..Im both! Muahahaha!


Anyways what a thread to be greeted with. Tsk tsk...what would Johan say?

 

[Thrymfal]

he'd probably chuckle to himself, and drink a beer.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

pfffft, length is overrated. Its all about teh girth!!!!111

 

[Bates]

OK, so I am resurrecting this thread, just cuz I had to post this somewhere, but didn't know where. It's kind of on topic...
YouTube - Dick in a Box

That saved me a lot of trouble shopping.

 

[Tyra]

Yeah, that's kind of what I figured. I sent the same clip to my husband...

 

[Bates]

Hehe... actually, my wife showed me that clip yesterday...

 

[skinnywhiteboy]

i thought this thread might be about roosters... damn

 

[Bates]

Kinda like the old "cock that hangs below my knee' joke, eh?

 

[Thrymfal]

what? big dick jokes? ok.

my dick is so bi it has a knee. My dick is so bi when i cum, clowns come out. My dick is so big it takes four oxen and a boxcart to jerk me off. My dick is so big they tried to build a statue of it and ran out of cement. My dick is so big several shirpas have died in search of it's summit. My dick is so big movie theater popcorn now comes in 4 sizes, small, medium, large and my dick.

of course, the real joke my actual dick.

 

[Verdandi]

As long as we're discussing gifts, "dick in a box," and humor, here's my contribution. I first encountered this when I went to a sex toy party in college (it's like a tupperware party only fun). We all had a rollicking laugh at the expense of gents who feel they need to use this:
Perfect Extension 9 Inches - By Mail Order - Sex Made Easy

 

[Renie Gamgee]

A native American
http://gerede.org/STUFF/cowboyst.jpg

 

[Bates]

Please note the ticklers are optional

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

 

[janned]

This thread is about penis size. I was born in America, but am mostly Norwegian (with a little bit of Irish, German, and Polish heritage), and I am hung like a horse. So I'd like to compare sizes with all you Europeans. I'm 9 inches and thick, so I was wondering, are most other Scandinavians generally well-hung? I mean I'm so big I can gag a chick. I sum it all up to my great Norwegian heritage, you know, that great big ole Viking cock of legends. I'm long, I'm strong, and I'm proud. I was just wondering if it is a Scandinavian tradition to make all your women walk crippled-like.

-Vince

N.P. Soilwork - One With The Flies

would luv to feel how really big is it.

 

[PaganBlood]

Hahahah what??? This thread is old school.

 

[Azzen]

I was born in America, but am mostly Russian and Norwegian and I'm only packing a 6 inch penis (15.24 cm) at 5 feet 9 inches, so I have no idea. You probably just got really lucky. Shit happens.

 

[Butt Naked Gamer]

Just made an account after seeing this thread in search results when googling "average Scandinavian penis size" in the hopes of finding statistics to denigrate Swedes on the behalf of Finnish people

anyways I only wanted to say that I am white and I have a big cock

 

[PaganBlood]

Hhahaha this thread is still going strong