The Great Big(?) Cunts Of Scandinavia

[TheLastWithPaganBlood]

No, don't post pictures of Hammerfall here, it was just that I'm not really into reading about cocks, as well as for the sake of Jämnställdhet (no, not Jägermeister, but 'equality' - important Swedish word) - why don't we dwell deeper into the female counterparts (no pun intended)?

 

[EvilVince]

What, like camel-toe vs. moose knuckle? What makes a wider canyon? Is it in correlation to penis size PLUS the amount of sexual partners?

-Vince

N.P. Three's Company Theme

 

[Larsson]

THE moose-knuckle:

 

[EvilVince]

That pic is fucked up! LOL

-Vince

N.P. '60s Batman Theme

 

[Gjallarhorn]

Today 07:11 PM
Larsson THE moose-knuckle:

I bet I could fit my whole body in her vagina

 

[Verdandi]

I'm not sure what this has to do with amon amarth, but you can totally see this chick's underwear, and a cleft downstairs if ya know what i mean *nudge nudge, wink wink*

http://catsonmars.com/otaku/cosplay/feb04-01.jpg

oh! and in terms of having a big cunt, this chick owns them all and isn't afraid to share it!
http://theshortbus.addr.com/felicia.jpg

 

[Arg_Hamster]

Oh my god! I never thought I would say it but that´s way to much muff for me to handle.

 

[Tyra]

Yeah, dude, with a name like "Pissed off hamster", I guess i'd be a bit much for you...although I hear the Arabs used to do interesting things with gerbils and female "private parts".
This is a very Swedish thread, what with equality and all. Thanks for that Pagan;-) One problem. You can measure yours a lot easier than we can measure ours, so we pretty much have to rely on the say-so of those that use them (you lot).

 

[Trashhead]

Why are it always the ugly ones that feel the need to photograph themselves and throw it on the net?

If you'll excuse me, I have to go wash out my eyes with benzeen.

 

[Pessimism]

Well, for a woman to measure, wouldn't you just have to...you know....shove a ruler up there and see how far it goes?

 

[Trashhead]

yeah, because you have length, width and depth...

You could measure it by how much fluids it holds.

 

[Pessimism]

I propose the women of this thread hook themselves up to a faucet of some sort

edit: Men, please do not hook up mangina's to faucet's - thankyou.

 

[EvilVince]

Well, an enema for lady parts is called a "douche". It makes it all fresh and clean in there. You know, cleans out the cobwebs. I'm sure if a vagina could hold a 9-pound baby for a couple seconds then it could definitely hold more than a few quarts of liquid. Then I guess the liquid is just pushed out using labor-forces. I don't know, a lot about the vagina is an enigma, shrouded in mystery, wrapped in a riddle.

-Vince

N.P. Some Gay Poisonblack Song

 

[TheLastWithPaganBlood]

To me, it's a big mystery down there as well. The only times I get to see it's dark and I'm not wearing my glasses.

 

[Tyra]

OK, Pagan, this one if just for you and I hadto post the addy when I saw it today. Sorry all you non-Swedes!
Videofeber: Lite grön kryptonit i fickan

 

[EvilVince]

Does Videofeber: Lite grön kryptonit i fickan mean "Videofiber - Light Groin Kryptonite I Fuckin'?"

-Vince

N.P. Carcass - Carneous Cacoffiny

 

[TheLastWithPaganBlood]

No, "I have a bit of green Kryptonite in my cunt... pocket" Cunt = fitta, pocket = ficka.

Edit: Hahaha by the way. That's embarrising. But that weird laugh from the woman scares me.

 

[Tyra]

Yeah, that was my favourite part of the whole thing. By the way, Vince, just so you don't have to ask: No, Swedish women (yours truly included) do not generally keep cryptonite in their pussies.
It's a blooper where two announcers are yaking, and the guy goes to shift on the couch to pull something out of his pocket. He goes to expplain that he has cryptonite in his pocket, but has a slip of the tongue, and (because there is only one syllable's difference between pocket and pussy) ends up saying he's got cryptonite in his pussy. You had to be there.

 

[Pessimism]

Well, I guess this begs the question...why is there so little a difference between those two words?

 

[Erzebeth.Rouge]

well think of it that way.. what is an uterus if not a pocket...
its amazing sometimes those words play in languages
like.. in the same line of thought, in french, saint (same meaning in english) and sein (boobies) are pronounced the same.