I really wanted to send this message to Wolfcross 2 on Facebook. It would just bring more attention or escalation though so fuck that. Still, it would have amused me.
To Wolfcross
Dear Sir or Madame,
I play in a band called Southern Sunforest, and through your online activity it has come to our attention that you have been sharing a song called Deathlike Howl on Facebook and a live video on youtube. We at Southern Sunforest wrote and recorded a song in 2003 called Deathlike Howl, and therefore claim the name. We were very very drunk at the time, but we're pretty sure that's what we called it and we probably registered it. I'm at least 70% sure. Unfortunately we must tell you to refrain from playing your Deathlike Howl or promoting material associated therein. This is only because one day our Deathlike Howl will be famous and on the radio and it is in our best interest to make sure they do not confuse our brands.
Thank you.
Phloot, Knee Slapper @ Southern Sunforest
{Insert youtube song here}
There was going to be a youtube link to a embarrassingly bad "song" my friend and I recorded somewhere around 13 years ago while drunk as fuck, which would be re-titled "Deathlike Howl". It is basically just GURZ, except with a non-guitar player playing acoustic guitar and me slapping my knees for drums while we scream annoyingly. On its own it's not that funny, it's literally jsut two drunk teenagers flailing and screaming, but in this letter it would have been pretty awesome... I also considered just sending a GURZ song.
But in the end it would make the situation considerably more annoying.