The Great Depression/Butthurt thread

[PhlegethonVeins]

Then you came to the right place...

Also you spelled ought wrong. Sorry that's as mean as my maple syrup will allow me to be.

Oh come on Caleb, that isn't even mean. STEP UP YOUR GAME PLEASE! FLAGELLATE ME!

<_< >_>

 

[nizzon]

Remember hes Canadian.

 

[DarkGift]

fucking canaducks

 

[Aexalven]

That's a very gay thing to say. And you also hate homosexuals. So you hate yourself, then?

Its not gay if you dont enjoy it, cupcake.

 

[stefan86]

in med den genom bakdörren ba

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

So what you're saying is the only way I can garner vitriolic comments from him is for me to take on extremely right wing view points?

 

[stefan86]

people are annoying

 

[PowerBlade]

@PhlegethonVeins is "flagellate" a different word for fellatio?

 

[winters epilogue]

I've been far too happy. Someone aught to bring me down a few pegs.

This is what I found under Fark's "Sad" tag.

• Britain's last eel catcher quit the business
• Bowfly died
• Interview between Jena Friedman and Ken Kratz From Making A Murderer

Other than that? I don't know—go watch a Ben Carson or Ted Cruz speech.

 

[winters epilogue]

@PhlegethonVeins is "flagellate" a different word for fellatio?

Very.

Though, one can be flagellated while getting fellatio.

 

[Aexalven]

"bakdörren"

Does it mean "backdooring"? Because if yes, thats kinda gay thing to say.

 

[stefan86]

You're a gay thing to say

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

This is what I found under Fark's "Sad" tag.

• Britain's last eel catcher quit the business
• Bowfly died
• Interview between Jena Friedman and Ken Kratz From Making A Murderer

Other than that? I don't know—go watch a Ben Carson or Ted Cruz speech.

Very.

Though, one can be flagellated while getting fellatio.

There's no other way to enjoy fellatio, really.

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

Okay, I found something to bring me down.

http://www.houstonpress.com/music/metals-problem-with-women-is-not-going-away-anytime-soon-7858411

 

[stefan86]

thinking about writing an article about how every female band gets a free pass, would probably get me on the female allahfeminist network's speed dial

 

[CiG]

Okay, I found something to bring me down.

http://www.houstonpress.com/music/metals-problem-with-women-is-not-going-away-anytime-soon-7858411

I love that female metalheads ripped that shit article to shreds in the comments.

Never understand why something being a 'male hobby' or a 'male dominated interest' is treated as a inherently bad thing. Are men flocking to the romance novel industry in order to change it? All the women I know are attracted to Metal for the exact reasons the article attempts to attack. They like it the way it is. Metal attracts and produces the strong-willed, not these retarded victims that need safe spaces.

Fuck off.

 

[stefan86]

We have an idiot journalist like that who started feminist metal groups and such nonsense.

Who the fuck would listen to Arch Gaynemy after Johan Liiva if it wasn't for tits? Commonnnn

 

[CiG]

Who would listen to them at all.

 

[stefan86]

Burning Bridges is actually one of the most tolerable Gothenburg records, pretty solid riffage

 

[stefan86]

Granted it sounds more like distorted rock n roll than death metal on the instruments though