Came back from vacation (mountains).
On the third day (after 3 days of doing somewhat challengeing climbing with no harm whatsoever) i slipped on a crosswalk and shattered my knee.
But wait, there is more. Ignored the pain cos was hungry and went to the restaurant. Ordered a soup.
Lost conciuosness and slammed right into the plate. I was told i blacked out for 2 minutes.
Ambulance was called. When I was being transported to the vehicle (because while my mind was fully awake my body had like 5 % of stregth, barely enough to be able to drink water from a straw) i realised I pissed myself.
But wait, there is more. When we were driving to the hospital some shit fell down right on my hurt knee because of the speed bump. Small stuff, but enough to cause more pain.
But wait, there is more.
I had several injections, including teutanus (or whatever the shit's called when you hurt yourself to not get nasty shit from the ground), blood tests, heart tested, even got a brain scan. I still felt like shit and could barely stay awake. Because of all was happening I got really sick and puked for a solid minute and I mean it. Puke, short break to get at least some oxygen and puke again.
Suprisingly, 10 minutes after I regained most of my strentgh. Waited for results to find out whats happening to me.
Tl:dr - perfect blood tests, heart like a teenager, nothing in the brain (kek). They don't know. Ended up being dismissed after getting the iv and doctor suggested i should see a psychiatrist. Yea, no shit sherlock, but thats not the reason I felt like my body was dying.
It's second time in my life when doctors have no fucking clue whats happening to me. Few years ago I had this nasty skin condition, it looked like I was dead, rotting, post mortem lividity. Had several tests, got my skin ripped of me, was seen by a group of professors. Nothing. Doctor gave up saying i was allergic to shirt. Yeah, no, thanks for trying.
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On the happy news I hatched Tangela there and Hitmonlee and after a year I completed my Pokemon Go pokedex so #worthIt and i mean it