The Horror Movie thread

[nizzon]

I saw a video of the Krampus Parade in Austria yesterday, pretty badass. I had never heard of Krampus before.

 

[winters epilogue]

Haven't seen anything too great recently, any recommendations?

Related to horror movie nostalgia:

 

[DarkGift]

ok, so i really liked the ring, and the ring 2 was ok as well (talking 'bout the murican ones here), but just watched the trailer for the upcoming third one:


looks pretty shitty

 

[Lifemocker]

Rings? Why rings? Why not just one?
Im even afraid to watch the trailer, the butchering of chingchong classics is triggering.



edit

Ok, watched it.
1. Stop advertising those goddamn croissants.
2. Oh look, another horror movie with young fucks fucking shit up.
3. Mysterious blind guy zzZZZzZzzz
4. The same "symptoms" as in previous movies, boring.
5. Butterface main actress.

-7/10 will not watch

 

[DarkGift]

pretty much my reaction, minus the croissants, i use adblock

 

[Lifemocker]

pretty much my reaction, minus the croissants, i use adblock

I meant those "7 days" whispers.
There is a company making "7 days croissants". Always had superstupid ads, this is yet another.

 

[DarkGift]

oh yeah. kind of like one of the latest wow videos featuring illidan when they had to use his "you are not prepared" 500 times, BECAUSE IT WAS SO COOL THE FIRST TIME SO IT MUST BE EVEN COOLER TO USE IT ALL THE TIME

 

[Lifemocker]

What does Illidan say to students before the exam?

...

I wish you all good luck!

 

[Lifemocker]

Just saw "Witch"(2015) and i must recommend it. It's not a typical horror, there is no scary things jumping out of the closet, you wont be scared after the lights go off(well, most of you wont be). But the atmosphere is amazing. All actors did a good job and scenography made me hard.

For nonnative english speakers - i wouldnt recommend watching it without subtitles. I still had to google some words with subtitles but at least now I can insult people in old english.

 

[DarkGift]

I've been meaning to watch that one for a while!

 

[Lifemocker]

Its been sitting on my harddrive for almost a year I think. Dont know why i neglected it for so long even though i remember watching the trailer (but the trailer seemed goofy, maybe it was a fan made one or something)

 

[isolation_years]

i havent seen a horror movie since i rewatched alien a few months ago. nothing new seems appealing as much lately

 

[CiG]

i havent seen a horror movie since i rewatched alien a few months ago. nothing new seems appealing as much lately

Seen Slither? Tusk? Feast? Hatchet?

 

[Belac]

Slither and Feast are okay. They are not amazing but they are fun to watch and definitely fill the role of cult horror films. Hatchet is over-rated, never saw Tusk.

Alien is an unfair comparison to any of those though. It's still among the greatest horror movies ever.

 

[CiG]

Agreed, I wasn't comparing them to Alien. Just trying to think of good contemporary horror.

How is Hatchet overrated though? I never see anybody talk about it. I thought it had amazing practical effects.

 

[nizzon]

There is a new Friday 13th coming this year...

 

[nizzon]

Is Krampus worth a laugh guys? Horror genre has had nothing for me at all lately.

Tried watching Krampus this christmas, turned it off after 40min, boring as fuck.

 

[Lifemocker]

Holy fuck, bought polish Netflix subscription.

30 horrors in total, 15 or these are old as fuck movies, 10 of these are 2015-2016 1 star movies, the rest are horror comedies.

Wow, I see Netflix (doesnt matter which version) gets smaller ajnd smaller library every month. Back to piracy, yarrr.

 

[Lifemocker]

Oh, and another rant, wanted to watch "The Girl with All the Gifts " so i looked up the trailer.

No need to watch it anymore, trailer showed everything. What the fuck is with cinematography nowadays smh

 

[Krow]

Holy fuck, bought polish Netflix subscription.

30 horrors in total, 15 or these are old as fuck movies, 10 of these are 2015-2016 1 star movies, the rest are horror comedies.

Wow, I see Netflix (doesnt matter which version) gets smaller ajnd smaller library every month. Back to piracy, yarrr.

Get Shudder if you can. Will thoroughly scratch a horror itch until you're ready to cancel it.