the JOKE thread

[Bambi]

laughing at the Little Baby Jesus, how low can you go??

 

[snow2fall]

laughing at the Little Baby Jesus, how low can you go??

I am deeply sorry.

 

[Bambi]

you will be, say hello to bon scott for me when you get to HELL

 

[Bastet]

the three wise men didnt travel that distance to go "aaahh a wickle babby! how cuute!",

well i think they did anyway, though it wasn't the reason of their travel.
what do you think? that LBJ was an ugly little bastard??? no way!

 

[Bambi]

his cuteness is irrelevant, but i can see now why all the apostles and wise men were blokes. berds would see the son of GOD and go "awww hes sooo cute, wisnt he?? ooohhh" and then go outside and make catty remarks to each other about the state mary had left the stable in

 

[Bastet]

...and talking in disbelieve about her "immaculate conception"!

 

[Bambi]

what does the average paki weigh?


sweets

 

[Bambi]

2 Gays are at a carnival and one goes up on the ferris wheel. After about 5 minutes the wheel crashes to the ground with everybody on it. The gay man on the ground runs over and find his boyfriend and asks
"are you alright???"
To which the other replies

"No im not alright, the wheel went round twice and you only waved once"

 

[Bambi]

More little susie!!

what did little susie get for christmas?
cancer

knock knock
whos there??


NOT SUSIE!

 

[Loona]

More little susie!!

what did little susie get for christmas?
cancer

knock knock
whos there??


NOT SUSIE!

it has been posted before as I remember...
wasn't it you also that time, Bambi?

 

[Loona]

eww I just heard it from dad:
A blondie is walking besides the riverbank, on the other side she notices another of that kind, and shouts out: "Could you please tell me how can I get to the other side of the river?" The other blondie looks around and shouts back: "...but you're already there, aren't you?"

 

[StevenK]

what does one lesbian vampire say to the other?

see you next month

-ho ho-

you suck bitch!! hahahahah, nice thread by the way liz!

 

[snow2fall]

you will be, say hello to bon scott for me when you get to HELL

Angels don't go to hell.

 

[Bambi]

they do if you tie a few bricks round their neck

 

[snow2fall]

Do I have to be afraid?

 

[zupi_clone]

they do if you tie a few bricks round their neck

and break them in

 

[Maqus]

Do I dare
Disturb the universe?
In a minute there is time
For decisions and revisions which a minute will reverse.

 

[breaklose]

do you know whats a blonde doing when she sticks her ear to a house?

shes listening to house music.

 

[Bambi]

Do I have to be afraid?

very


"The fear of the Lord is the beginning of wisdom"
Psalm 111:10

 

[Bambi]

and break them in

"Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me and thou art the MEANEST MOTHERFUCKER in this goddamn valley"