the JOKE thread

[Andy_2003]

It also works the other way, other people should initiate the conversation sometimes too, people don't seem to realise that.

 

[Morpheus]

yeah , i had little time for conversations on msn lately. I always enjoyed a chat with more peeps from my list.

I guess i will have more time for that after exams are over here..

 

[siderea]

It also works the other way, other people should initiate the conversation sometimes too, people don't seem to realise that.

hey i asked you yesterday afternoon to send that file again and you didn't say anything back

 

[Andy_2003]

i was at work, if you go on now i'll send it

 

[elzka]

A lady places a personal ad in the paper that reads, “Looking for a man who won’t beat me, won’t run out on me, and is good in bed.” Days later her doorbell rings, and she opens the door to find a man with no arms or legs. “I’m here in response to your personal ad,” he says. “I don’t have arms, so I can’t beat you. And I don’t have legs, so I can’t run out on you.” “But I need a good lover too,” she replies. “I rang the doorbell, didn’t I?”

 

[Maqus]

 

[Maqus]

how are you today?

Me I'm fine, if you're asking me, though my head just started aching slightly.

 

[zupi_clone]

I don't even know who you are, haha

damn right

 

[Loona]

What's with Andy?

geez I get sick of that, especially the opening "song"
my sister watches it every now and than

 

[Bastet]

well your blocked on my side, irene too im afraid, yis just dont talk to me anyway so...

hahaha! good one!

 

[breaklose]

A lady places a personal ad in the paper that reads, “Looking for a man who won’t beat me, won’t run out on me, and is good in bed.” Days later her doorbell rings, and she opens the door to find a man with no arms or legs. “I’m here in response to your personal ad,” he says. “I don’t have arms, so I can’t beat you. And I don’t have legs, so I can’t run out on you.” “But I need a good lover too,” she replies. “I rang the doorbell, didn’t I?”

haha!

 

[snow2fall]

http://ultimatemetal.com/forum/showpost.php?p=3534477&postcount=1

 

[Bastet]

so did you try all the links? pffff!

 

[snow2fall]

so did you try all the links? pffff!

I didn't try a single one to be honest. The post itself was enough to make me crack up.

 

[Bastet]

oooh! i see!
thought you were looking for salvation perhaps!

 

[Bambi]

Nothing funny about little baby jesus, hes far better than the tarot.

 

[Bastet]

no, nothing wrong with little baby jesus. babies are innocent and cuuuute!

 

[snow2fall]

thought you were looking for salvation perhaps!

I won't search for salvation in a loony bin...

 

[Bambi]

no, nothing wrong with little baby jesus. babies are innocent and cuuuute!

pfft its not his babiness that makes LBJ special, the three wise men didnt travel that distance to go "aaahh a wickle babby! how cuute!", its his sonofgodliness that LBJ is all about ffs!

 

[snow2fall]

LBJ