the JOKE thread

[Bastet]

aaah! dzjeez, i can't read it!!! blurry and that!!!

 

[breaklose]

have you ever heard of the dyslexic who walked into a bra?

 

[Maqus]

aaah! dzjeez, i can't read it!!! blurry and that!!!

what is blurry?

 

[Bastet]

blurred, blurry(adj): difficult to see, understand or separate clearly

 

[Bastet]

ooo, you actually meant you didn't see a thing??????? hahaha!

 

[Bambi]

why did little susie fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms

knock knock
whos there??


NOT SUSIE!

 

[Bastet]

hehehehehe! more please!

 

[Bambi]

why dint little susie get back on the swing?

cos she had no legs

why didnt anyone help her back on the swing?

cos she had no friends

 

[Maqus]

Who's not too old to ask for mooooooooore, moooore moooooore?


Not Susie.

 

[Maqus]

ooo, you actually meant you didn't see a thing??????? hahaha!

Not funny for someone who's not only blind but dyslexic as well, ehh, vibartor in the bra :/

 

[Bambi]

why did little susie just float in the swimming pool??

cos she was dead

 

[Bastet]

Who's not too old to ask for mooooooooore, moooore moooooore?


Not Susie.

no, me, haha

 

[Bastet]

hahaha@bambi!

moooooore!

edit: o, but then now she's dead of course :S

 

[Maqus]

You know what's the most recent p.c. name for the disabled here? "those living with help".

 

[Maqus]

hahaha@bambi!

moooooore!

edit: o, but then now she's dead of course :S

Should that matter?

 

[Bastet]

well, all you need is help!

 

[Bastet]

that was to the previous post.... well poor susie doesn't have arms anymore, nor legs, only thing that can happen now is that she loses her head....

 

[Bambi]

rip little susie. let lighten things up by nickign jokes off websites

an: Doctor, I've broken my leg.

Doctor: I'm afraid it is a very bad break. You will never walk properly again.
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Knock, knock.

Who's there?

The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.
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A man walks into a pub.

He is an alcoholic whose drink problem is destroying his family.
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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge?

She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.
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What do you call a cat with no tail?

A Manx cat.
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Why do undertakers wear ties?

Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.
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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb?

One.


Two men are sitting in a pub.

One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.'

The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidise her drug habit.'
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What's worse than finding a maggot in your apple?

Being raped.

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Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. One cow looks round a bit, eats some grass and then wanders off.

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Why are there no aspirin in the jungle?

Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest.

 

[Maqus]

Little Susie reminds me of the knight from the Holy Grail who wants to make it a draw.

 

[Maqus]

What's even worse? Being raped by a maggot.


I don't get the cow one.