the JOKE thread

[Loona]

I used to think garfield was funny

I always thought it hurts. it's a better expression than funny imo... okay I did laugh on them sometimes
...after all it doesn't mean I don't like them, really!

 

[Faelivrin]

cos i just read those ones you posted and didnt laugh at all.

pity....

 

[Bastet]

i never liked garfield very much either, whereas HAGAR the horrible

http://membres.lycos.fr/hagar/comicstrips_us.php?serietype=9&colortype=1&serieno=9

 

[Faelivrin]

link you gave doesn't work... hmm...

 

[Faelivrin]

ah.. i know why ;P there's twice "http://"

 

[Bastet]

hehe, right, hope it's better now

 

[dargormudshark]

What's the difference between a my pals and a snow tire?


A snow tire does'nt sing when you put chains on it. :Spin:

 

[Crack Hitler]

 

[dargormudshark]

Here is another racially offensive one.

Why does it hurt for a black guy to have sex?


The Mace

 

[RottenAngel]

 

[angelic]

 

[A Leaf]

 

[i cry]

I'm not much of a joke teller. Nothing comes to my mind yet but this bloomer:

there were some students in their first dissection lesson at uni. So the prof says:" You gotta learn two things: First to overcome yer loath, and second your attentiveness in sight. Now i want you all to repeat what i will show you." He walks to a corps putting a finger in its arse, then licking it up. The students were disgusted but all finally overcame to do it like the prof did. After the last student sat back down to the class room, all with a disgusted face the prof said:" Well done everybody, but you all failed the second thing to learn. I put the middle finger in the arse and licked up the forefinger."

hehe my material science teacher told that joke in the klass..

 

[Morpheus]

did you enjoy the lesson afterwards?

 

[oe]

a guy walks into a bar and says ouch.....

 

[angelic]

Build your own stupid bush:

http://funny.ansme.com/politics/bush/build.html

 

[Crack Hitler]

this isn't a joke, but I didn't want to start a new thread either. I was browsing thru some xbox game reviews and stumbled on this review of one SWAT game. I dunno if I'm reading this right or what's up, but I can't help but giggle when thinking this dude in front of his telly with all stuff on his head

"The Xbox Communicator headset works great in SWAT. The voice recognition puts you in the game, and I like it. Besides having a headset on, putting on a gas mask made me feel even more into the game."

wtf mate?

 

[angelic]

whatever...

 

[Morpheus]

this isn't a joke, but I didn't want to start a new thread either. I was browsing thru some xbox game reviews and stumbled on this review of one SWAT game. I dunno if I'm reading this right or what's up, but I can't help but giggle when thinking this dude in front of his telly with all stuff on his head

"The Xbox Communicator headset works great in SWAT. The voice recognition puts you in the game, and I like it. Besides having a headset on, putting on a gas mask made me feel even more into the game."

wtf mate?

there are things which put people into more hilarious positions than they think. poor boy.

 

[Loona]