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angelic
vampiria
angelic
vampiria
Loona
*~holdacska~*
Strangelight
steak(knife) no more
A woman goes to her husband "I need £2000 like to get my tits enlarged". He said "Im not paying out that much money just for your vanity. I'll tell you what, buy yourself 2 bogrolls and rub your tits with toilet paper twice a day"
She goes "Bogroll? and what good will that do?"
He replies "Well, its done wonders for your arse"
hoot hoot
She goes "Bogroll? and what good will that do?"
He replies "Well, its done wonders for your arse"
hoot hoot
Loona
*~holdacska~*
Bambi
Villain of the piece
so a my pals, a paki and gook walk into a nightclub in bradford
what a fine example of an integrated community
what a fine example of an integrated community
MoonsOfJupiter
freckled warrior maiden
french_anatheman said:
What do you do with someone who can't learn an instrument?
Give him two sticks and call him a drummer.
MoonsOfJupiter
freckled warrior maiden
What do you call someone who hangs out with musicians?
-A drummer
Why do bands have bass players?
-To translate for the drummer.
What did the drummer get on his IQ test?
-Drool
-A drummer
Why do bands have bass players?
-To translate for the drummer.
What did the drummer get on his IQ test?
-Drool
snow2fall
Member
Bambi
Villain of the piece
Bambi
Villain of the piece
Bambi
Villain of the piece
ahhh... i found the bash.org quotes again
<Th3No0b> Im going to be the next hitler
<Th3No0b> Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown
<RageAgainsttheAmish> why the clown
<Th3No0b> See? no one cares about the jews
<RageAgainsttheAmish> lmao
<jeebus> the "bishop" came to our church today
<jeebus> he was a fucken impostor
<jeebus> never once moved diagonally
<Th3No0b> Im going to be the next hitler
<Th3No0b> Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown
<RageAgainsttheAmish> why the clown
<Th3No0b> See? no one cares about the jews
<RageAgainsttheAmish> lmao
<jeebus> the "bishop" came to our church today
<jeebus> he was a fucken impostor
<jeebus> never once moved diagonally
breaklose
Spoof Member
Strangelight said:A woman goes to her husband "I need £2000 like to get my tits enlarged". He said "Im not paying out that much money just for your vanity. I'll tell you what, buy yourself 2 bogrolls and rub your tits with toilet paper twice a day"
She goes "Bogroll? and what good will that do?"
He replies "Well, its done wonders for your arse"
hoot hoot
me young brother told me the exact same story 2 hours ago haha.
breaklose
Spoof Member
do you know why theres no porto rican in star trek? cause even in the future theyll be unemployed.
