the JOKE thread

[Alwin]

 

[Dhatura]

Why drummers don't like M&M's?
- Because it is too hard to peel
AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH!

I don't get this one

 

[french_anatheman]

Ah ah this is my fav one!

 

[siderea]

I don't get this one

 

[Allan]

What's the difference between summer and winter in Denmark? In the summer it's light out while it's raining.

 

[Lucifer_nephilim]

Theres two snowmen standing in a field and one says to the other "Can you smell carrots?"

HAHAHAHAHHA I JUST NEARLY CHOKED ON MY COFFEE!!!

HHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!

i'll be back, i must have my revenge......>

 

[Alwin]

http://www.naughtyfiles.net/cgi-bin/naughty/ikonboard.cgi?;act=ST;f=9;t=13500

hope you can see this one

 

[Dhatura]

Still nothing.

Why drummers?

 

[Alwin]

Still nothing.

Why drummers?

I didn't get that one either

 

[Dhatura]

We must deal with some figurative meaning of the words "peanut", "peel" and "drummer".


Or I'm sooperdaft.

 

[Dhatura]

Theres two snowmen standing in a field and one says to the other "Can you smell carrots?"

This reminds me of another philosophical conversation:

 

[siderea]

or

 

[Even Flow]

- My butt hurts.
- I'm delighted.

 

[siderea]

-what?

 

[Alwin]

- My butt hurts.
- I'm delighted.

this is the joke thread, not the or-game thread

 

[Even Flow]

what are the options here? my butt hurts cause i ssuspect someone bummed me in doggie style, oh, yeah, i'm delighted it was me. simple. YOU HAVE NO CHOICE.

 

[Alwin]

the point is to post a joke yourself

 

[Even Flow]

yeah, i'm a joke myself

 

[RottenAngel]

 

[Alwin]

but this is actually the grave of Satan Calus