The little things that ruin albums

[Faint]

Narrators generally suck in my opinion.

 

[Evil?]

Every King Diamond album is ruined due to boring and easy instrumentation, boring vocals, and dumb lyrics.

This basically confirms that BJ is nothing but a Troll.

 

[DarkBliss]

Electric Wizard too.


Wow, that's pretty gay.

Make it 6 minutes gayer. It's a whopping 26.

 

[Tonka Time]

any song with pig squeals

 

[Blue_Jay]

This basically confirms that BJ is nothing but a Troll.

I'm more into heavy or/and unique metal than soft or/and easy to play metal, that is why I'm not into King Diamond. Their instrumentation is too soft, their vocalist isn't all that special, and the riffs are all so freakin easy to play.

 

[The Ozzman]

I'm more into heavy or/and unique metal than soft or/and easy to play metal, that is why I'm not into King Diamond. Their instrumentation is too soft, their vocalist isn't all that special, and the riffs are all so freakin easy to play.

Andy LaRocque isn't easy to play. Please post yourself playing anything Andy LaRocque has ever written.

 

[Blue_Jay]

Andy LaRocque isn't easy to play. Please post yourself playing anything Andy LaRocque has ever written.

Never heard of Andy LaRocque.

 

[The Ozzman]

Never heard of Andy LaRocque.

The guitarist for King Diamond. He also played on Individual Thought Patterns

You are obviously a troll.

 

[Blue_Jay]

The guitarist for King Diamond. He also played on Individual Thought Patterns

You are obviously a troll.

Oh, I don't like Death either so that's ok. I'm being serious so how the hell is that trolling?

 

[The Ozzman]

Oh, I don't like Death either so that's ok. I'm being serious so how the hell is that trolling?

Dude, post vids of you playing shit like that and I'll believe you.

I highly doubt you could play any of Andy LaRocque's leads

 

[~Derek~]

3 inches of blood is ruined by that shitty screamer.[/QUOT
That band makeme Deadly Sinnerssssssssss!

 

[Blue_Jay]

Dude, post vids of you playing shit like that and I'll believe you.

I highly doubt you could play any of Andy LaRocque's leads

Don't own a guitar.

 

[ohiogrinder]

the instrument masturbation ruins most prog/power albums.

 

[ohiogrinder]

This basically confirms that BJ is nothing but a Troll.

I could've told you that a long time ago.

 

[CAIRATH]

When bands decide to put a long silence, sometimes like 5 minutes long at the end of a song, for like... no reason!

I fucking hate that shit. "Secret" track gimmicks are so fucking stupid I can't believe artists are still doing them. It's aggravating for people like myself who want to be able to listen to music constantly without needing to use the skip button.

 

[The Ozzman]

The last track on Xenosapien has about 3 mins of silence with occasional 'NOT YET!' in there and then a secret track.

 

[Skepticism]

Don't own a guitar.

So why do you care if something is easy to play, if you don't even own a guitar? Not to mention you have a Burzum album as your avatar.

 

[Never78]

Sometimes less is more anyhow. It's all in the composition.

 

[Silent_Scream]

That narrating bullshit on the new Megadeth.

 

[The Ozzman]

Don't own a guitar.

So why do you care if something is easy to play, if you don't even own a guitar? Not to mention you have a Burzum album as your avatar.

Parents say it's the work of the devil, BJ?

Also, how would you know if the riffs are easy to play if you don't even have any objective way to figure it out?

You are a faggot.