the love thread

[Dazed and Brutal]

I love taking long hot showers when its cold outside.

I love thinking of you taking a hot shower.

(does this make me gay or just curious)

 

[Evil?]

It is Krig. He has a way of seducing the masses with his ball sack.

 

[CF87]

I love when a female is so hot you would lick her asshole if she told you too.

 

[Dazed and Brutal]

It is Krig. He has a way of seducing the masses with his ball sack.

I feel better now.

 

[Astrum]

I love when a female is so hot you would lick her asshole if she told you too.

my girlfriend, as you can see.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

It is Krig. He has a way of seducing the masses with his ball sack.

My balls are a 14th level Wizard.

and I love the greys post about ass licking

 

[Evil?]

My balls are a 14th level Wizard.

I need a bag of holding just to be able to keep my balls in my pants! True story.

 

[Astrum]

dude as much as I love d&d I suck at it. I prefer white wolf games, namely Vampire and Mage.

 

[Evil?]

Never played any white wolf games. I played the Vampire pc game, thats it.

 

[Astrum]

Its not very similar to the actual game. WW is much more simplistic, yet much less structured and limited. It is open ended stuff, which can be both good and bad.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

I need a bag of holding just to be able to keep my balls in my pants! True story.

now yer talking!!!

 

[Evil?]

It can be a hazard. One time the bag slipped off and I accidentally smothered and killed a hooker with my scrotum.

 

[Ender Rises]

 

[Dazed and Brutal]

It can be a hazard. One time the bag slipped off and I accidentally smothered and killed a hooker with my scrotum.

The worst part about killing a hooker, is getting rid of the body. What a pain in the ass.

 

[Evil?]

Not if you eat it.

 

[Ender Rises]

What do you do with the bones and clothes and other shit?

That was a metal as fuck post, btw.

 

[Evil?]

What do you do with the bones and clothes and other shit?

You eat them.

 

[Dazed and Brutal]

Still that's a pain in the ASS

edit: I would hate sitting on the toliet that long. Though my shit might smell like cheap perfume, and lipstick

 

[Evil?]

Grind up the bones and put them in a cake. You can go donate the clothes to goodwill or something.

 

[Dazed and Brutal]

Chances are the clothes you donate will be bought by another hooker in the salvation army store.

It's a vicious cycle.