the love thread

[The Heartbreak Kid]

My girlfriend is retarded, she'll slag me off or hit me for no reason then when I tell her she's fat or something (shes not at all but what the hell) she totally flips out, saying im really mean to her etc. Stupid women.

 

[Evil?]

I hope you're kidding.

 

[~Neurotica]

lol

Then why do you tell her that she's fat if she's not?

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

Because it pisses her off badly because she gets worried, im sure you know this. But im not in the wrong here, I just watch TV, she starts on me.

 

[CF87]

I love rose mcgowan.

 

[Ender Rises]

She is a hottie. But she's fucked Marilyn Manson, so God knows she's got something.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

My girlfriend is retarded, she'll slag me off or hit me for no reason then when I tell her she's fat or something (shes not at all but what the hell) she totally flips out, saying im really mean to her etc. Stupid women.

I (can) call my girlfriend a piece of shit and she knows I'm joking and just says "I know!" playfully.

Conclusion: I have an awesome girlfriend.

 

[Evil?]

I wish I had a Gf I could verbally abuse *sigh*

I know what you guys are saying though, it just sounds bad when you type it out.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Yeah, it's not like I abuse her but she knows I'm kidding. I let her call me whatever too. Stupid girls who get offended just because they can...fuck those.

And mine doesn't even get irritable at all during that time of the month! I'm lucky as hell.

 

[Nikki]

yes. 99.9999999999% of girls need pushed down a flight of stairs.

you need to be pushed down a flight of stairs

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

I (can) call my girlfriend a piece of shit and she knows I'm joking and just says "I know!" playfully.

Conclusion: I have an awesome girlfriend.

Yeah with mine its 50/50. When we're at home ill be watching the TV and she'll have ago, but thats just for the attention so I turn it off give her a hug/kiss go to the bedroom whatever. When we're out with mates its always playful banter. I still love her to bits though, id be a fucking wreck without her.

 

[Astrum]

Yeah, it's not like I abuse her but she knows I'm kidding. I let her call me whatever too. Stupid girls who get offended just because they can...fuck those.

And mine doesn't even get irritable at all during that time of the month! I'm lucky as hell.

My girlfriend is basically the same. But she enjoys kicking and punching me in the balls, biting me and slapping me. she bit me in the thumb today so hard it is still red.

i love her

somewhat old pic of her:

 

[~Neurotica]

But she enjoys kicking and punching me in the balls, biting men and slapping me.

Umm... I really hope that somewhere here is a typo...

 

[Astrum]

i meant biting ME

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

She looks the crazed type....

 

[Matt]

My girlfriend is basically the same. But she enjoys kicking and punching me in the balls, biting me and slapping me. she bit me in the thumb today so hard it is still red.

Your girlfriend has a few noticable problems.

 

[ohiogrinder]

My girlfriend is basically the same. But she enjoys kicking and punching me in the balls, biting me and slapping me. she bit me in the thumb today so hard it is still red.

i love her

somewhat old pic of her:

S&M much?

 

[Astrum]

Your girlfriend has a few noticable problems.

Nah, not too bad. We just play around a lot. Its all in good fun. She is very clingy though. Will never get off of me. And im not saying thats a bad thing or anything.....

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

I love taking long hot showers when its cold outside.

 

[CF87]

We are just as bad as females. I think we should all fall down the stairs and break our necks!.