The most metal thing. EVER.

[s_a_o]

Or with delicious Cadburry Eggs

 

[Hatebreeder]

No. You're all wrong. This is the absolute most METAL THING EVER.

 

[Dazed and Brutal]

How could I have been so wrong?

 

[Hatebreeder]

It covers power/opera metal and black metal in the SAME PICTURE!!

 

[unknown]

Goddamn nazis

"How do you know they were nazis?"
"Donny, they were threatening castration. Are we going to split hairs?"

 

[Hubster]

Or with delicious Cadburry Eggs

omg don't get me started on those eggs. I've been hanging out for them since I've had this cold

 

[Pessimism]

I'm sorry, but it appears that this has just become the most metal fucking thing ever.

Odd sounds outside their home woke Gary and Terri Lyon early Sunday morning, so Gary got up to check it out. He looked outside and saw a 500-pound grizzly bear killing an adult moose in their driveway.

"I saw this wildlife spectacle of a full-grown brown bear on a moose and the moose fighting for its life," Gary said.

The couple put their dog inside, grabbed their cameras and started filming the attack as the grizzly battled the moose down the driveway, finally killing it. They posted the video on YouTube.

"She tore apart the chest cavity, ripped out the heart and ate it," Gary said. "It was like she knew that's what kept it alive."

Link!

Here's the youtube link for the heart rip: Oh Snap!

 

[Zephyrus]

It covers power/opera metal and black metal in the SAME PICTURE!!

I don't see black metal at all in that picture.

edit: unless the one on the right is a virgin about to be sacrificed.

 

[entanglement]

If hatebreeder was refering to the green one being a witch, then it could be.

edit: that too if for him, cradle of filth is black metal

 

[Astrum]

I'm sorry, but it appears that this has just become the most metal fucking thing ever.




Here's the youtube link for the heart rip: Oh Snap!

I would definitley say a man cutting off his own head with a chainsaw after killing someone is more metal than a bear killing a moose.

 

[Alongside Death]

I have heard that some polish guy was drunk and he wanted to show his buddies that he is fucking tough, so he cut his head of with a chainsaw. But that was years ago.

 

[Pessimism]

I would definitley say a man cutting off his own head with a chainsaw after killing someone is more metal than a bear killing a moose.

Yeah, but a man killing himself compared to two massive beasts, with one eventually devouring the heart of another?

I'm torn between the two!

 

[hibernal_dream]

I have heard that some polish guy was drunk and he wanted to show his buddies that he is fucking tough, so he cut his head of with a chainsaw. But that was years ago.

That'll sure teach his buddies to underestimate his toughness!

 

[Sabin Frost]

I saw a video once of a guy that thought he was the toughest guy on the planet.

He cut off his own dick with a really sharp blade cleanly and sewed it back on...

 

[Hubster]

^ thats not metal though, he lived!

 

[metal_wrath]

I'm not sure if that is the most metal thing ever, but it reminds me of a Gore grind song turned real. I wouldn't be surprised if it was a mistake, the incident with the chainsaw and stuff.

I guess that's what happens when you are a momma's boy psycho ie. the movie "Psycho"

 

[Alongside Death]

That'll sure teach his buddies to underestimate his toughness!

Hehe yeah and he was ordered with Darwins award for the most pointless death. Two months ago a polish guy was drunk hard and he chopped of his dick with an axe.

 

[Satanstoenail]

Fuck you all. This is the most metal thing ever.

 

[ThisIsACoolName]

Fucking hippies.

By the way, the picture of the two girls? Yeah, they're dressed up as characters from a Broadway musical. Not very metal.

 

[bleeding_me]

holy fucking shit!!! self-decapitation is the most fucking metal thing ever!