The most metal thing. EVER.

[~Derek~]

What a story!

 

[metal_wrath]

Fuck you all. This is the most metal thing ever.

Slayer is not death metal.

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

Who cares, its South Park, and its funny!

 

[metal_wrath]

I care. It's South Park, which hasn't been funny for a loooong time.

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

Fuck you all. This is the most metal thing ever.

early slayer (hell awaits N Reign in blood) is thrash/death metal BTW

 

[Astrum]

no

 

[Life Sucks]

His proud German spirit willed it to happen.

haha yeah Germany is pretty fuckin metal. Germans have sure killed a lot of people. hehe

 

[MasterOLightning]

Suicide is fucking manly. If I ever get some crappy disease, I'm just going to find a really cool way to off myself. I always thought hanging myself in a public place would be cool.

 

[Astrum]

I will kill myself if

A)I become old and useless to the point where I need assistance to move from room to room.

B) Any permanent damage to my balls. If I'm diagnosed wih testicular cancer, I'm hauling ass to the nearest skyscraper and jumping off. I accidentally cut one my balls or dick very, very badly with a power tool, the next place that tool is going is right in my eye. Or, if its a chainsaw, might as well cut off my head.

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

no

WTF do you mean no?

reign in blood is a primitive version of death metal, the latest suffocation album sounds like a modern, much more technical version of that album.

 

[Astrum]

It's not. It's definitley thrash. Have you ever heard a thrash/death album before?

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

what the fuck are you smoking? early slayer is clearly in that group of death/thrash, or proto - death metal bands along with possessed, sepultura, etc...

 

[Mort Divine]

what the fuck are you smoking? early slayer is clearly in that group of death/thrash, or proto - death metal bands along with possessed, sepultura, etc...

Early Slayer is obviously pure thrash, influential to DM but not DM themselves.

Possessed on the other hand are OBVIOUSLY death metal.

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

early slayer is much more extreme and heavy than possessed. The one thing that makes possessed so extreme is the terrible production and the vocals.

 

[Cythraul]

Seven Churches is a fucking great album. That's all I have to say.

 

[CF87]

Slayer,possessed,celtic frost,bathory,kreator,destruction and pretty much any extreme 80's band is pretty much equally extreme and influencial so why stupid discussions like this happen is beyond me. You don't just get a genre and tons of bands lead up to it.

 

[Satanstoenail]

Slayer is not death metal.

Way to miss the point entirely, and turn this thread into ANOTHER bullshit nowhere discussion.

And if you didn't find that episode of South Park funny, you are basically retarded.

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

you are basically retarded.

 

[Demonseed]

Without Slayer and Possessed death metal would never exist, so I guess we can consider them both death metal.Their records were really brutal for the early '80s. last week I listened to Haunting The Chapel in vynil and still sounds great

 

[metal_wrath]

Way to miss the point entirely, and turn this thread into ANOTHER bullshit nowhere discussion.

And if you didn't find that episode of South Park funny, you are basically retarded.

South Park is retarded, which makes you a retard. What was the point again? Who gives a fuck, seriously, you sound like a 2 year old, arguing about meaning behind a fucking South Park episode.