i go to this one used bookstore and the owners have this really cute tuxedo kitty that they let wander around the store. i spent so much time playing with the kitty that i almost didn't wander around the store for a half an hour and spend a lot of money on books about Hatian voodoo (Serpent and the Rainbow!) and odd stories from the Ozarks.
I have all the suggestions written on a piece of paper right here, they weren't neglected... Even all the ones I went through myself. None of them fit though.