The Name My Kitty Thread

[Cat5Messiah]

The Link for the win!

I would have named him The Heaviest Matter of the Universe and would have said his full name every single time I talked to or about him.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

The Heaviest Matter in the Universe, huh?

 

[Shpongled]

Sirius. There's a name for the orange cat heh.

 

[Cat5Messiah]

The Heaviest Matter in the Universe, huh?

Yea, I've seen that fatass before......fucker must weigh near 60 Lbs. The fatass cat I had was half that size and weighed 30 Lbs.

Sirius would be a good name for that fatass but I think Flying Whale would be more appropriate.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

i thought that one was photoshopped.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

I've read that it's just a tiny lady. The cat's still huge, just not as huge as it seems.

 

[Shpongled]

My first kitty looked just like that orange one, but smaller. His name was Josh and I think he was poisoned because one day I went looking for a golf ball I hit into the greenbelt behind my house and randomly came across him sprawled out on the rocks of the creek bed, dead and stiff as a board. He was like 4 years old and healthy as could be. He was the coolest, nicest, mellowest cat ever. My mom came home early from work that day and we cried

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

KANE

Hey what a good idea!

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

My first kitty looked just like that orange one, but smaller. His name was Josh and I think he was poisoned because one day I went looking for a golf ball I hit into the greenbelt behind my house and randomly came across him sprawled out on the rocks of the creek bed, dead and stiff as a board. He was like 4 years old and healthy as could be. He was the coolest, nicest, mellowest cat ever. My mom came home early from work that day and we cried

poor kitty.

steve, you should change your name to josh in honor of kevin's kitty!

 

[Cat5Messiah]

poor kitty.

steve, you should change your name to josh in honor of kevin's kitty!

You should change your name to Chunky in honor of my fatass cat.

 

[Jace_Mereel]

I showed the picture to my sister. She agrees with Link, as do I.

 

[flying_whale]

I agree with the good name choice too! Would fit your kitty. I'm glad i'm not the only one who agrees, probably the Duplantier brothers agree too

 

[neal]

hmmm i am imagining a scenario, and it goes something like this:

neal: what a nice kitty, what's its name?
person: Link
neal: what are you, some Zelda fag?

 

[Anvil]

Yea, my buddy actually said the same thing...

...After he looked at the cat, he agreed it was a great name.