The Official Angela Gossow Diet

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Angela and I have been chit-chatting for a while now and I asked for her advice on losing weight. I wasn't expecting such a long and detailed response, but here's what she had to say. I cut out the parts which were written just for me.


"meat is full of growth hormones and estrogens. you cut out the meat totally, you will notice. weight will come off much quicker. you should take supplements(...)l-carnitine helps a lot with fat burning

as for exercising: i can go crazy with that shit. but it doesnt really do much in weightloss. the crazy stuff. the endurance excercises like WALKING(...)at least 1 hour a day! and yoga plus pilates - thats gonna kick your ass, make you sweat(...)and will tone you all over.

eating: raw foods force the body to work hard to be able to digest it. you will NEVER gain weight from this stuff. you gain weight from refined carbs and carbs in general, from snacks, fast food and SUGAR.

alcohol is a big NO-NO, as it slows down metabolism, makes you crave and eat a bunch of fatty crap and is in itself pure sugar and evil carbs. stay away from it! i havent had a drop - not even wine - since a long time.

i start my day with GREEN tea. no coffee at all. i have fruits for breakfast. delicious pineapple. a banana. berries - a real luxurious treat. a ripe mango. its all fantastic taste sensations. if you crave protein, boil or scramble an egg. but NEVER eat carbs and protein together. so no slice of toast with it. if you stick to that simple rule, you will lose weight quickly.

for lunch, i have a salad. big one with goat or sheep feta cheese. cow milk products slow down the metabolism as well, and i am slightly allergic to them. they bring my stomach juices to a halt and i basically stop digesting and getting reflux and sour stomach from milk products.

try to cut out milk and cheese for 2 weeks and tell me what your weight is doing. i bet its dropping down a lot.

for dinner, i have steamed veggies, either with some protein (quorn products mostly) or with potatoes. pasta = if any, only very small portion. same goes for rice.

a portion should fit in the palms of your hands. shouldnt be bigger. if you need more to full satisfied, your stomach is expanded and you are eating too much.

if you suffer from low blood sugar during the day, have a tea with honey from time to time or snack on FRUIT. cut out refined sugar alltogether. its the worst enemy of health and makes you crave and eat too much as well.

nighttime snacking: veggie sticks dipped in hummus or some more exotic fruit. dont even buy cookies, choc and chips - if you dont have them readily available, its easier to stay away from that junk.

if you actually follow my advice and have enough self discipline, you will drop your weight easily. once you are were you wanna be, you can have some chocolate or whatever your vice is, here and there.. :) you will find out how much is too much quickly.

if you want it fast and quickly, without any healthy changes, get liposuction. but thats a lot of stress for the body and doesnt help with the ongoing issue of probably not eating right(...)

good luck!

angela"



I thought that might be of interest to you. She suffered from anorexia and bulimia at one time. She's over that and keeps in ridiculously good shape now, which is why I asked her. My other girlfriends are either anorexic or live on cheesesteaks and other Philly junkfood(Nikki!!!)

Of interest to the ladies, that is.
 
but NEVER eat carbs and protein together.

Wrong. You need carbs to properly absorb proteins, which is also why powder proteins always have some carbs in them. No carbs means you'll piss all the proteins you eat out instead of absorbing them and in that case, why would you eat them in the first place?
 
....because when I think weightloss advice, I think metal vocalist.

"as for exercising: i can go crazy with that shit. but it doesnt really do much in weightloss."

*se*
 
Besides that this is probably to show off your contacts with AE, that diet is flawed as fuck

Not exactly. If I were looking to be a douche I could make a list of much more prestigious bands with whom I have contacts. I work at a prime well-established venue in Philly as the only female on production crew, ffs. My cell's address book is doing just fine.

For the record, I haven't even met Angela in person and didn't use Daniel to get to her.

Besides that, I posted this for the sake of your internetz fanbois commentary.

Like I said, I cut out some parts. There are big chunks missing, intentionally. I wanna see what you guys have to fill in the blanks.
 
Not exactly. If I were looking to be a douche I could make a list of much more prestigious bands with whom I have contacts. I work at a prime well-established venue in Philly as the only female on production crew, ffs. My cell's address book is doing just fine.

For the record, I haven't even met Angela in person and didn't use Daniel to get to her.

Besides that, I posted this for the sake of your internetz fanbois commentary.

Like I said, I cut out some parts. There are big chunks missing, intentionally. I wanna see what you guys have to fill in the blanks.

Besides dethklok and OMGALEXI those bands are a myth.

Also, im just saying there are some things in there that are just not correct ~~
 
Wow. So much BS there.

+1

Diets are only as good as the person. each person has a different one. I run and lift alternating days, eat plenty of carbs BEFORE i do either, and eat many protiens after I lift, to recover from lifting, and build muscle. all my friends have noticed a different, i haven't cut out any alcohol, but i have cut out on eating before bedtime (a big fucking no no), and eating junk. also, eat SOMETHING for breakfast, and do some situps first thing in the morning, it jump starts your metabolism for the day, giving you a headstart.
 
+1

Diets are only as good as the person. each person has a different one. I run and lift alternating days, eat plenty of carbs BEFORE i do either, and eat many protiens after I lift, to recover from lifting, and build muscle. all my friends have noticed a different, i haven't cut out any alcohol, but i have cut out on eating before bedtime (a big fucking no no), and eating junk. also, eat SOMETHING for breakfast, and do some situps first thing in the morning, it jump starts your metabolism for the day, giving you a headstart.

+1

I've lost 30 lbs since January making only a few minor changes to my diet as well as working out 4 days a week...doing both cardio and lifting each time. I'm also going to start jogging in the morning soon as it gets warm enough (at least 50 deg in the morning consistently)
 
Besides dethklok and OMGALEXI those bands are a myth.

Also, im just saying there are some things in there that are just not correct ~~
So you mean it's Dethklok, CoB and AE- the most prestigious bands? Not sarcasm, just looking to get what you mean.

If that's the case, Kerry King, At The Gates, Zakk Wylde. CoB's shit compared to those guys but anyway...

OK, some things aren't correct with it. But also, she applied it to my particular situation what with the epilepsy, meds and all the repercussions...

+1

Diets are only as good as the person. each person has a different one. I run and lift alternating days, eat plenty of carbs BEFORE i do either, and eat many protiens after I lift, to recover from lifting, and build muscle. all my friends have noticed a different, i haven't cut out any alcohol, but i have cut out on eating before bedtime (a big fucking no no), and eating junk. also, eat SOMETHING for breakfast, and do some situps first thing in the morning, it jump starts your metabolism for the day, giving you a headstart.
My medications have decreased my bone density to the point where I can't run, my nerves pinch, my sternum cracks and my heart rate increases to the point where I'm close to having a heart attack when I ride my bike uphill.

I can't pull the same routine as most others. Each person has a different one, like you said, and I can't do a traditional diet involving a lot of physical stress.






For all the other idiots who might not get it- this isn't some lame excuse to exploit any shit about my connection to AE. I mentioned who it's from because I know a lot of people question how the hell she's so tiny and still alive.
 
she's not that tiny. what medication are you on, and for what?
Lamictal, Keppra, Topomax for epilepsy/tuberousclerosis. Soon enough I'll be losing the Keppra and adding Dilantin. Topomax usually causes weight loss but it's a small dose and is overwhelmed by the others in that department. It makes for severe memory loss so that one can't be increased.

All epilepsy/TS meds decrease bone density. I'm having tests done, soon starting therapy, etc. to help that but the problem can't be fixed.
 
Eh, it's genetic. I thank my mother everyday for thinking having kids was a good idea. She and my brother have it too.