The official "I fucking hate Dragonforce" thread

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

Jorn is a great singer but at this point you have to wonder, will he ever stay in a band long enough to make any impression at all. It makes you wonder how stable he really is.

All you need is The Battle!

 

[eaeolian]

I too hate musicians that are more talented than my favorite band.

Uh, none of those guys are *more* talented than other bands I like better, or even some of my friends. They're talented at playing - at writing, well...

 

[En Vind Av Sorg]

Yea, to be honest even their playing ability is a bit overrated in my opinion. Its a bit annoying to hear people constantly telling me Herman Li is one of the best guitarists ever.

 

[lizard]

no, but his hair is on par with Shpongled and yours

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

They're talented at playing - at writing, well...

Oh come on, they only reused the same chord progression through 3 albums now!

 

[eaeolian]

Yea, to be honest even their playing ability is a bit overrated in my opinion. Its a bit annoying to hear people constantly telling me Herman Li is one of the best guitarists ever.

Heh. My reply to that is usually "let's put him on stage next to, oh, say, Mike Romeo and Chris Broderick, and see who's left standing."

 

[eaeolian]

Oh come on, they only reused the same chord progression through 3 albums now!

Yeah, it's impressive when you have LESS songwriting variety than Stratovarius...

 

[borninblood]

Terrible, terrible band.

 

[En Vind Av Sorg]

no, but his hair is on par with Shpongled and yours

Sadly it got trimmed about 2 months ago, its still pretty long though. I made the mistake of letting my (ex)womang trim it, she cut about 7 inches off
It was in dire need of a trim, first time in about 6 years.

 

[guitarguru777]

Gotta disagree with you here, dont think Malmsteen was or does suck, he just gets boring at times...like for years at a time
In my opinion though, Mark Boals was by far the best vocalist with Yngwie.

Ok back to Malmsteen

Ok heres when he was good and original

And now hes a fat ass pig who playes the same 3 scales over and over !!!

So take some advice from mr ying yang fat stien

 

[En Vind Av Sorg]

Dude he could look like fucking godzilla for all I care

 

[eaeolian]

Dude he could look like fucking godzilla for all I care

In fact, at times, he does.

Check your PMs, Ellis. I'm planning for the weekend...

 

[guitarguru777]

Heres Mercurys Re-release of Malmsteens Classic !!!!

 

[lizard]

lol
in the G3 dvd he kept doing those leg kicks and I was expecting split leather trousers at any moment

 

[Metal head87]

Dude he could look like fucking godzilla for all I care

It's true, Timo Tolki and Marcel Coenan are both pretty fat but they can really shred (both better than Yngwie in my opinion).

 

[En Vind Av Sorg]

Yea, I do think Timo has more originality in his soloing now. Yngwie needs to have a mid-life crisis or something, maybe it will inspire some originality.

 

[Metal head87]

He'll just end up buying a corvette, wearing jeans he cannot fit into and have some really hot girl that he is the sugar daddy of.

 

[eaeolian]

He'll just end up buying a corvette, wearing jeans he cannot fit into and have some really hot girl that he is the sugar daddy of.

Heh. He already does that, but it's a Ferrari.

 

[eaeolian]

It's true, Timo Tolki and Marcel Coenan are both pretty fat but they can really shred (both better than Yngwie in my opinion).

Timo's good, but not better than Yngwie-back-then. Now? Possibly.

Marcel's awesome, but a totally different school, IMO...

 

[Vacant_Planets]

Wouldn't put Timo above Malmsteen, but that's me. Lots of this si based on their image.