THE OFFICIAL I WANT TO BE A VIKING AND DRINK MEAD IN A MEAD HALL THREAD

[CliffBurton]

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh

 

[TheSeldomlaid]

Not white enough

Blåmenn was the term the vikings used for my pals, or africans if you like that better It means "blue men"

 

[Profanity]

BBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

 

[Thanatopsis]

 

[Leandro]

Not white enough

lie
Do I have to remind you that I'm tanned because it's summer?
Wait for a pic of me in winter

 

[drakkar_anni]

Not white enough

Blåmenn was the term the vikings used for my pals, or africans if you like that better It means "blue men"

: blue men....

I'm almost sure no one here bothers with Viz.. but it reminds me of this strip about these two old ladies, on about coons and they're like..
'Oh no, he's worse. He's one of those purpley blue ones with oily skin'

....nevermind.

 

[perfecterror]

I want a sexy viking^^

ask out heavenscent he is one sexy viking!

 

[TheSeldomlaid]

ask out heavenscent he is one sexy viking!

He's no viking, he's a pseudo-scottish dutchman

But sexy, yeah!

 

[Thanatopsis]

he's more a.....woad raider/highlander

 

[perfecterror]

oh sorry for the mix up but still cute

 

[TheSeldomlaid]

oh sorry for the mix up but still cute

Not cute, sexy

 

[Profanity]

You need to spend more time preparing your posts.

 

[perfecterror]

You need to spend more time preparing your posts.

thank you post-master profanity

 

[Thanatopsis]

^dont bow down to idols

 

[EagleFlyFree]

tonight on Oprah, a pirate comes out of the closet and proclaims he wants to be a viking. *crowd boos*

not even fat housewives would be amused!

 

[CliffBurton]

tonight on Oprah, a pirate comes out of the closet and proclaims he wants to be a viking. *crowd boos* *Pirate-Viking kills them all*

not even fat housewives would be left alive!

...

 

[Nemesis_lxix]

Where have i put my sword ?

 

[Profanity]

Where have i put my sword ?

You cut up the word with your saw.

 

[ViolentForest]

I have 2 bottles of mead, a collection of viking helmets, viking posters, and long wavy, hardly washed hair. Do I qualify?

 

[TheSeldomlaid]

I have 2 bottles of mead, a collection of viking helmets, viking posters, and long wavy, hardly washed hair. Do I qualify?

Where are you from?