The official matchmaking thread

[Susie]

hey, well done susie! i hope we'll all be invited for the wedding!

Yeh i'll have to buy a hat, i'm sure we'll be invited hehe :Spin:

 

[Crack Hitler]

well i can assure you my dear , he is a really nice person , i met him in london, and i think you'll like him alot,he's very chatty,so you'll never be short of conversation, and he rocks on the dance floor well i mean he helicopters great yeh he knows how to party :hotjump:

Oh god You really don't mean it the way I understood it? I mean, as far as I know "doing the helicopter" is something I won't allow the dude who's e-dating my sisterlike to do

 

[toolsofthetrade]

*coughs* do i have a say in this, or shall i order a shitload of booze??

@ Shelly: dear b-e-loved,

I feel i'm under a load of e-pressure, but i obviously cannot refuse: will you e-marry me? we will have the biggest e-wedding ever, and ask Father Strangelight to e-bless us with e-ternal metal happiness, and Finntroll shall summon the Gods to anoint us with crimson Suomi rain and e-rays of perpetual sunlight. We will invite evryone on this forum to share our e-weddingcake, and give us an e-present that will provide us the basis to e-love e-ach other for the rest of our e-lives, so we can produce e-babies who will e-rule this forum with great sophistication and moderating presence, for e-ver more...

what shalleth thou answereth to my proposal my lov-e?

 

[toolsofthetrade]

@Achernar i've already said that im in e-love with Tools and Raffi i'll stick them pics in my pink diary and send over chocolate and flowers on Valentine's day

where have you said that? and you dont even know how i look like, Sagittaurius...

 

[Bastet]

oooooh! how romaaantic!

 

[siderea]

do i feel some e-intrrrrrrrrrrrrigues coming up already?

 

[Achernar]

E-s....

 

[Dhatura]

That's a nice ringu, but may be a bit too masculine for E-os.

 

[toolsofthetrade]

That's a nice ringu, but may be a bit too masculine for E-os.

well, sh-e may e-offer it to m-e den :Spin:

bollox

 

[Strangelight]

and ask Father Strangelight to e-bless us with e-ternal metal happiness

no way is our Eos e-marrying an orangeman FFS!

 

[toolsofthetrade]

no way is our Eos e-marrying an orangeman FFS!

i support neiter protestants nor catholics!
actually, i was raised a protestant in a catholic village/pr. school :Smug:

 

[Bambi]

so you're a jaffa who should have known better

 

[toolsofthetrade]

thats why i prefer anonimity in a former-bombed city

 

[Dhatura]

Don't listen to dem Caffalics, Tools, they're just envious of our contraception possibilities

 

[toolsofthetrade]

Don't listen to dem Caffalics, Tools, they're just envious of our contraception possibilities

remnants of medieval narrow-mindedness, aye...
as if i'm making an effort of dem possibilities tho :Smug:

 

[Cerulean]

Still waiting for the e-sex aye, what's taking so long

 

[Dhatura]

remnants of medieval narrow-mindedness, aye...
as if i'm making an effort of dem possibilities tho :Smug:

So you think you'd need to make an effort? Saaad, saaad...

 

[rasher]

After my last three year relationship that ended up in havoc and lots of tears and desparation i decided that i'd stay single for a while to remember all this stuff i mentioned.So i freaked out a bit with lads :rolleys: and experimented with my behaviour towards them(i love behaviour experiments),but it was not long before i met my boyfriend i couldnt let him go like this,so i had to decide whether to make a relationship or not.i havent regretted it of course,but maybe i should have freaked out a bit more fuck it,im a typical sagittarian

yeah right.......experimented??...what is a typical sagittarian?

 

[Achernar]

Still waiting for the e-sex aye, what's taking so long

Somebody call Rocco!

 

[Dhatura]

yeah right.......experimented??...what is a typical sagittarian?

Like MEEEEEEEEEEEE! I kick everyone's eyes out if need be.