The official matchmaking thread

[toolsofthetrade]

So you think you'd need to make an effort? Saaad, saaad...

i think i've lost u now...

 

[toolsofthetrade]

Still waiting for the e-sex aye, what's taking so long

i wasnt actually :Smug:

i reckon you vultures are waiting for some e-homemade porn eh

Eos! come and hide me from this terrible e-realityyyyyyyyyy!!

 

[Cerulean]

There should be a poll about homemade porn... from which users we'd like to see some. But Susie (with Mick) would obviously the winner

 

[toolsofthetrade]

without doubt

 

[Achernar]

What about some gay porn?

 

[Strangelight]

Don't listen to dem Caffalics, Tools, they're just envious of our contraception possibilities

pff! what do you think trap 2 is for?

 

[Eos]

@ Shelly: dear b-e-loved,
...
what shalleth thou answereth to my proposal my lov-e?

Oh dear, this is e-confusing me!! My little innocent heart is touched deeply by this beautiful e-words

! and how could it e-ver e-resist to such a romantic e-proposal

.. But will he e-love me e-ven when the e-vil uncle Archenar causes some e-vil e-rumours by his false e-pics? Will he be able to e-resist the lovely Sophia and Mehdi? Oh, my little heart e-tells me that there is not a more e-honourable e-husband and no greater e-gentleman in this great e-world we are wasting our young precious e-lives in!! But how could I e-ver act against Father Strangelight's e-will? Oh my, what a terrible e-destiny!

Oh, what an e-life it would be having to e-hide the e-love which is e-connecting us? Such a e-beautiful day in my e-life this should be and tho so e-dark..

. Oh my e-precious send me a sign!! Tell me what to e-do to e-nd this e-misery??

 

[DragonLady1]

I have an "e" overdose... help

 

[Cerulean]

I know what you e-mean

 

[DragonLady1]

btw why hasnt anyone mentioned cerulean yet? I like the pic in ur avatar

 

[Cerulean]

Are ye serious about that avatar?

 

[marginalé]

@susie: what means to helicopter??

@tools: yes you can order a shitload of beer

@everyone: you can all come to poland and be a part of the date (as we are gonna try to have the date there, we even have a band playing on our date , so join in)

 

[DragonLady1]

Are ye serious about that avatar?

yes do u have some other pics?

 

[Cerulean]

Hahah don't be weird

 

[DragonLady1]

I'm serious, I'm curious now

 

[Cerulean]

The only ones I have on me pc are extremely embarrassing, with short hair and that Ugh

 

[Achernar]

Short hair is manly mate!

 

[sol83]

it was. not any more.

 

[Susie]

There should be a poll about homemade porn... from which users we'd like to see some. But Susie (with Mick) would obviously the winner

we done it already

 

[sol83]

hide the tapes from the kid ffs.