The return of the "How are you today?" thread

[derek]

I feel like im missing out too

 

[Heavenscent]

wanna touch me? I'm only 20...

 

[derek]

Anyhoo...im going to edinburgh tomorrow to drink FAR too much beer. I'll take pictures, cause i know you'll all want to see it

 

[derek]

wanna touch me? I'm only 20...

And no...thanks man, but nah. I need younger...

 

[Heavenscent]

Me too...otherwise i would be touching myself all day....wait a minute....

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

Me too...otherwise i would be touching myself all day....wait a minute....

i was going to post a masturbation related joke, but then i thought "nah, that one's too cheap. Let's wait for someone to do one"

you won the prize, man!

 

[Heavenscent]

WEEEEHEEEE!!!

*creams pants thinking of Tut's huge award*

 

[derek]

his HUGE award...hmmm

 

[COBabe]

i´m fine. it´s fuckin´ weekend! hell yeah! time to drink some fuckin´ alcohol

 

[The Bringer]

It's okay, it's our nature as human beings to masturbate every day, all day. Anywhere you want. Do it... NOW.

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

and THAT'S what you bring?

 

[The Bringer]

I have to leave my mark. I long to be remembered when my time comes.

 

[follow_the_reaper]

I masturbate constantly while thinking of half of you. God damn..I want you all!

 

[derek]

mmm...dudes....i think we have some easy pickings...

...

 

[Profanity]

Today i've been to a friends house drinking beer, listening to Metal and watching TV and this evening i've been posting and playing monopoly on the internet and listening to music.

I've made full use of my day off college.

 

[follow_the_reaper]

I'm pretty good. Keri's over. We ate some pizza, and my Uncle and Aunt are over. Now my tummy hurts...=-*(.

 

[Heavenscent]

I'm horny. And tired. And single. Life's a bitch. I wish I had one.
A bitch that is.

....


Well, a life too, actually....*sigh*

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

you think about having a bitch everytime you go out with your dog,huh?

 

[CRrEiTsIRED]

^Eeeeta, tiozão!! Haha...

Good god, I am tired. I wish I could sleep for a whole week.
But no! It looks like tomorrow I will have to wake up at the buttcrack of dawn to cook for this family luch!
Somebody kill me...?

 

[LedByTheReaper]

Today I'm fine, got to go into town with gf and friends and have to hand in 12 job application forms, I'm guessing none will get back to me.