The return of the "How are you today?" thread

My back hurts and I have to study all weekend for two finals on Monday. Other than that, I'm bored. But I'm better than how I was during the past few days anyway. And I'm listening to Warmen, so that's cool.
 
Well...

Hi, Fetzer. I'm Kevin. And I know your name is Kevin too 'cause I read this forum all the time, hahahha.
 
Taking in consideration your sign, do you play piano/keyboards/organ/whateverthefuckyouwantthatposseskey,butpleasedontsay"IplayTheDoors"?

Wow that's the most fucked up thing I said in my life... Thing with keys, doors... o.O