The return of the "How are you today?" thread

So today, as in January 10, since I'm only like 5 minutes away from midnight, I start my day off by writing a report on Affirmative Action.

I hate Affirmative Action.
 
yeah. for the next couple of weeks i probably will not be posting much. finals are coming up, and i have a few projects and essays to do aside from studying my ass off, so, yeah.
 
He meant that he was trying to take a pill out of its aluminum package using his mouth, and because it was just recently torn, it was irregular - so it cut his lips.
 
I understood 0% of that ^

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These small pieces of aluminium that I detached, cut my lip :cry:
 
Urban dictionary pwns:

2. Sloppy Joe 54 up, 43 down


To shit on ones vagina, then follow it immediately with a thrusting of a penis, successfully pounding the fecies into the woman. Then, to seal the deal, one must feast on and eat out the entire raging poopy vagina with constant tounge action.

:guh:
 
Sorry, I can't stand the sound of any language with too many front rounded vowels(like 'u' and 'eu') and labialized consonants(like your 'j')...

More complex and intricate than english? Certainly...but a man speaking it sounds DAMN weird.

Not to mention everything translated into french sounds so damned lame and stupid. This is why I always spoke english in my french school.