The return of the "How are you today?" thread

Well today's the usual Sunday: Get ready for Monday. Right now i'm neutral jamming out to my NEW Dying Fetus album. This is the first time i ever bought an album right when i came out. The cd's tight and they're still one of the best death metal bands i'v ever heard.
 
i've a doctor's appointment this afternoon.

despite what youre insinuating, black widows are only deadly to young kids and old people.
 
nope. well i could be. but i did get bitten by some sort of creature and a black widow is the one that matches my symptoms most closely. even has the swelling and bite marks. that's why im going to go to the doctor, to get it confirmed and to get a pain reliever and muscle relaxer, because tylenol aint doing shit.

*edit* otherwise i would be in school at this moment