Nerve
Record Collector
Fuck, I was drunk in a pub last night, and there were 3 young emos (16, probably, with dark haircuts, MCR shirts..) drunk too -but they slammed max. 3 beers- at the table next ours. We started making fun of them, yelling "GAYZ ! FAGGOTZ!" when they kissed each others and got 2-by-2 at the toilets (fuck, this is something particulary strange 
); but the summum was when the bartender played Bloodhound Gang's Hooray For Boobies, I started singing along it, and the youngest tells his friends "WHAOO, HE KNOWS IT! HE KNOWS THIS BAND!" I answered him I already listened to it while he was sucking his mama's nipples, he got angry, my friend smashed his hand with a knuckleduster, he yelled and THEY got fired, with an interdiction to get in the pub for a year 
Fuck that made me lol.
); but the summum was when the bartender played Bloodhound Gang's Hooray For Boobies, I started singing along it, and the youngest tells his friends "WHAOO, HE KNOWS IT! HE KNOWS THIS BAND!" I answered him I already listened to it while he was sucking his mama's nipples, he got angry, my friend smashed his hand with a knuckleduster, he yelled and THEY got fired, with an interdiction to get in the pub for a year Fuck that made me lol.
