The return of the "How are you today?" thread

pretty pissed... sent an application to Suicide Girls, got accepted, started filling out the forms and everything...
then I read in the FAQ's that I HAVE TO BE NAKED IN THE f*cking PICS!!! well, f*ck that - I'm not selling myself that way!
 
Im stressing out trying to figure how the fuck people can have non-messy apartments when mine is constantly in a state of cluster-fuckery. I'm going to assume its becuase I own way too much junk. Useless shit, that takes up tons of space, that I will probably never throw out.

I've also just realized the majority of my furniture is hilariously over sized.