The return of the "How are you today?" thread

Tut Ankh Amon said:
Welcome to computer sciences! :lol:

i'm still rotten inside, still killing for a massage and still horny. Oh, and i also still haven't finished the assignment i have for this sunday :lol:
I just feel my intelligence was insulted by this exam :p

So far the only thing I know shit about is chemistry :lol:

And fyi, it's computer engineering :Smug:
 
I just ate a lousy sandwich and there´s gun shooting right outside my place. I think a bullet´s going to hit the apartment any time.

I´m so excited!!!!!!!!!
 
this is it
i just had THE WORST bus trip EVER
i'm fucking sick, i'm having speech impediments cause i have talked for like only 2 hours in a day, and it's hot as hell but i can't get the fan directly on me cause i'm fucking sick.

i wish i would just melt into this big puddle of poo with no nervous system.