The sex shop :)

[LadyMordeth]

An elderly woman walks into a sex shop
and shakes over to the counter.
"Do u sell dildoes here?" She asked the storekeeper.
"Yes, we do" he replies.
"Big ones?"
"Yes, we do."
"Big black ones?", she askes shakily
"Yes, sure do."
"With batteries?"
"Yes, we have a wide selection" the storekeeper replies.
"Then how do I get the damn thing out!!?"

Just thought I would get the mood up a bit around here

 

[Gaunerin]

Originally posted by LadyMordeth
Just thought I would get the mood up a bit around here

Do you think the mood is somewhat down? But anyway, a joke, why not!

 

[Silkie]

Hehehe, good one...

 

[13th angel]

I don't get it??? ha ha.........(suddenly feeling like a blonde)

 

[Gaunerin]

Originally posted by 13th angel
..(suddenly feeling like a blonde)

Mind your words! I'm kinda blonde myself

 

[13th angel]

ahhhh..........that explains It ........Just kidding cora ha ha

 

[Gaunerin]

What exactly does it explain???

 

[13th angel]

it explains that you are kind,generous,thoughtfull,intelligent,beautiful(really kissing ass now..ha ha)

 

[Gaunerin]

I'm not sure what I should think now. (maybe I'm to blonde to follow... )

 

[Silkie]

actually I'm darkish blond, but my brain works quite well