The Shitposting Thread

I'M NOT ACTUALLY DEAD
I just got stupid-twacked and forgot to get online,
FOR A REALLY LONG TIME, APPARENTLY
BTW just now successfully logged into my YouTube account
so, I'm prolly gonna start making new YouTube vids at some point kinda soon

and the wojak test said i'm a soyjak, OBVIOUSLY
 
Blurry is basically an IRL version of the Trump meme where he's like "Somebody had to do it. I am the chosen one. Somebody had to do it."