The Stories Thread

[_Zsuzsa_]

So guys, here's the idea: write a few sentence long story you make up. It doesnt matter if it's pure stupidity or more rational. Just one thing: it must have an ending in that post!

Here's my first:

Once upon a time, there was a troll girl in Hungary who wanted to get to the trolls promise land, Finland. Though the land was far away, she knew she can make it, if she kills enough christians for food. So she did...many years passed as she wondered in the huge world, called Europe, and she ate many hooomans during her travel.
And after many corpses fell in her path, she ended up on the shore of the sea. She thought now it is the time of change and risk. A hidden power drew her to her destination as she entered the icy water.Fortunately her troll skin could bear the cold envirovement and eventually she took her first steps on the land she wanted to reach so badly. Fresh meat, mead and fellow trollfolk greeted her in Finland and a big feast started for her praise. It lasted a week long and our dear troll lady was as happy as never before. She risked everything to gain much more, and she succeded.
Hail the mighty trolls, hail the troll-spirit for all time!

 

[bodomite]

one night there was this troll who wanted to kill every american because they were not true.... so he decided to take an orc army and goto the usas... when they arrived tehy went on a slaughter rampage killing all the jews, rappers, and christians..... then nothing but the 10% population of the usa was left All metalheads they left the fae of the new usa in their hands and left back to the true land of Norway

The Fucking End

 

[†_Aragorth_†]

nice stories

sorry I am too lazy to write anything...

 

[Welly]

i and tragedy did a similar story.. two guy going to finland. i was drawing picture and he would write the story

 

[_Zsuzsa_]

C'mon ppl, be a lil' bit creative

 

[bodomite]

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

i just farted and my brother's wife entered the room right after.



Based on true facts.

 

[Welly]

And then Patrick saved the world and maried the princess.

(all the story would have been too long)

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

because i farted?

 

[Welly]

no because i'm just great..
your fart probably bring nothing good to this world...

 

[bodomite]

dude when i fart people DIE!

 

[murderedbysound]

in this neighborhood lies a rapper and a metalhead. both playing there prized music. one day the rapper goes up to the metalhead and says yo..turn that shit off, the metalhead looks at the rapper and says no, go fuck yourself and act your race ( the rapper is white ), as the rapper heard this his eyes were open wide and he was still standing right nrxt to the metalhead. he drags the rapper in his house and ties him to a chair. he then proceeds to play all his favorite bands at full volume, causing the rappers head to explode. thus ending the life of the faggot....


im exceptionally board tonight!

 

[SchwerMetallMädchen]

dude when i fart people DIE!

 

[Welly]

It was a cold night and there was a tunderstorm outside.Some skeleton were waling in the graves and the moon was red as blood. Welly was sleeping.

 

[_Zsuzsa_]

hehe, not a bad start


One day G. Bush woke up and realized he has no dick. He became so depressed at the thought that he can't butt fukk Tony Blair anymore that he made an interview with CNN and told every of his schemes to the world. After this he looked again into his pants to cry again and much to his surprise! his dick was just so small that he couldn't see it while laying on the bed! And now, our G. Bush with small dick, all his evil works known by the world decided to flee to the moon. But thus a meteor came and blew up him and the world was amazed by the scene - there was a black hole in his head!
They killed Bush! Basta...KEWL!!!! !

The End (unfortunately just in my mind)

 

[Lanterns]

hehe, not a bad start


One day G. Bush woke up and realized he has no dick. He became so depressed at the thought that he can't butt fukk Tony Blair anymore that he made an interview with CNN and told every of his schemes to the world. After this he looked again into his pants to cry again and much to his surprise! his dick was just so small that he couldn't see it while laying on the bed! And now, our G. Bush with small dick, all his evil works known by the world decided to flee to the moon. But thus a meteor came and blew up him and the world was amazed by the scene - there was a black hole in his head!
They killed Bush! Basta...KEWL!!!! !

The End (unfortunately just in my mind)

Cool , Zsuz, KICK ASS...
George WANKER Bush is a cocksucker with an IQ below that of a pretzel...but I guess you knew that!
Hail the Bush-hating metalheads!!!

 

[Welly]

this was the story of Welly who posted is 1000th message! (980 are spam, 20 were intelligent. .for the next thousand i'll try to make 25 coherent post..

 

[bodomite]