The Surrealist / Stream of Thought writing Thread

[Pessimism]

The twisted tower dire may rise above the tiles fair, but the game of thrones forevermore mocks the throttled lands again.

 

[Valerie]

Twenty-three and a half feet per second, cumbersome cats always simulate five-year old little girls with green swings and quite unadulterated crashing airplanes with 5 inch wide tubes for paper clips.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Hey Valerie, good job fucking being a horse toothed faggot asshole. You're such a pompous melon that I can't understand your speech when you try to mumble in Swahili at me, what the fuck is that banana over there, are you fucking serious?

Pmub.

 

[skeptik]

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Nec that isn't very zesty of you.

 

[The Ozzman]

The life of the letter y is very apt to hone in on the skills of an ape that likes to sit on fern trees

 

[Valerie]

The life of the letter y is very apt to hone in on the skills of an ape that likes to sit on fern trees

Two fifths of y equals a little work on the side.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Not sure where you're deriving that, some guy's asshole? Seriously, you fucking ruined this piece of fine steak, so sit down, shut up, and let's go for a ride!

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

You know what I think of that?

Apple motherfucking pie.

 

[Valerie]

Not sure where you're deriving that, some guy's asshole? Seriously, you fucking ruined this piece of fine steak, so sit down, shut up, and let's go for a ride!

N.S.W.Y.D.T.S.G.A.S.Y.F.R.T.P.O.F.S.S.S.D.S.A.L.G.F.A.R. Squared.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Your mom has a nice motherfucking pie.

Are you gonna stand there all day, or are you gonna shimmy shimmy shimmy til the break of dawn?

 

[Valerie]

Are you gonna stand there all day, or are you gonna shimmy shimmy shimmy til the break of dawn?

I'll alternatively rock and roll all knight versus samurai.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Well, then, looks like I've been donked.

 

[The Ozzman]

Two fifths of y equals a little work on the side.

A little work on the side translates to cars that drink coffee as a form of fuel because they got tired of the chemicals in their stomachs.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Look, Fozzman you went ahead and creamed all over this gas pump all over again, what the fadoodle is your problem you cockstamp.

 

[AchrisK]

^nice timeplay

 

[Valerie]

I shot Tupac.

 

[seedofvengeance]

I shot Tupac.

Betraying the West Coast...

 

[Valerie]

Yeah well you have a penis in your sig.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

I shot Tupac.

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