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Vital Remains
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Raffft said:as well:
Holy shit...in high school there was a guy named Tom Sawyer that looks almost exactly like this guy. Boy did he ever get joked on about his name. I can recall at least once where we had a substitute that did not believe it was his real name and almost sent him out of class.
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Vital Remains' Jesus pictures are highly insufficient when compared to the ones I posted.
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Why can Lemmy move so quickly at 59 years of age?
Answer 1 - because he killed his old teacher and learnt how to escape quickly.
Answer 2 - because he has a motor on his head which propels him.
Answer 3 - because he slips on the lemon.
Answer 4 - because he's in a rush to claim his winnings when the ace of spades came up last tour.
Answer 1 - because he killed his old teacher and learnt how to escape quickly.
Answer 2 - because he has a motor on his head which propels him.
Answer 3 - because he slips on the lemon.
Answer 4 - because he's in a rush to claim his winnings when the ace of spades came up last tour.
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This might be old but....
IN AN E-MAIL
For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep, not enough
sunshine, too much pressure from my job, earwax build-up, poor blood
pressure or anything else I could think of. But now I found out the
real reason: I'm tired because I'm overworked.
Here's why:
The population of this country is 273 million.
140 million are retired.
That leaves 133 million to do the work.
There are 85 million in school.
Which leaves 48 million to do the work.
Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government.
Leaving 19 million to do the work.
2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with fighting the Al
Qaeda.
Which leaves 16.2 million to do the
work.
Take from the total the 14.8 million people who work for state
government.
And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.
Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.
Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.
That leaves just two people to do the work.
You and me.
And there you are sitting on your ass, at your computer, reading
jokes.
Nice, real nice.
IN AN E-MAIL
For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep, not enough
sunshine, too much pressure from my job, earwax build-up, poor blood
pressure or anything else I could think of. But now I found out the
real reason: I'm tired because I'm overworked.
Here's why:
The population of this country is 273 million.
140 million are retired.
That leaves 133 million to do the work.
There are 85 million in school.
Which leaves 48 million to do the work.
Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government.
Leaving 19 million to do the work.
2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with fighting the Al
Qaeda.
Which leaves 16.2 million to do the
work.
Take from the total the 14.8 million people who work for state
government.
And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.
Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.
Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.
That leaves just two people to do the work.
You and me.
And there you are sitting on your ass, at your computer, reading
jokes.
Nice, real nice.
metal paddy
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ALL OF METAL PADDY STUFF IS VERY FUNNY AND HE IS SO CLEVER .by his best pal the crowstein from RamStein
Raffft
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Trylakos
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